Jessica Alba - Shopping at the Rebecca Minkoff store in Hollywood - 08/25/15

I just adore that woman.

 

So…

I was going to say that "She is a walking snozberry," to highlight her walking deliciousness, until I read this:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/

In light of this development, I am revising my comment to: "She is woman molded from the Wonka Factory's tastiest and most elaborate ingredients."

 

It's entirely possible that she was there to purchase a jewel-encrusted hand mirror, which she will then use to stare longingly into her vagina for hours on end.

 

Would a non-jewel-encrusted hand mirror change my perception of this fantasy in any way?

 

Dominant woman.

 

Thanks for Jessica

 

I would literally l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y break my cock fucking her.

 

I'd imagine that any hand mirror would do. Perhaps even a compact of some kind.

 

Too bad this function won't work for mods. I can think of one beta in particular.