The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

[yayboobies]

Dangle the dingo

[furball101]

Yeah, like you haven't got Biscuit tied up in the basement

Well you wouldn't call yourself a German if you didn't have someone tied uip in basement

[Billy Sastard!]

Well you wouldn't call yourself a German if you didn't have someone tied uip in basement

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Proper Laugh out loud moment.

...and I'm ashamed I did.

[furball101]

Having a date with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters

[Billy Sastard!]

Bashing the Barbie

[Billy Sastard!]

Dancing with Dame Edna?

[Billy Sastard!]

Manipulating the Minogue?

[Billy Sastard!]

Carressing the Kylie?

[furball101]

And heres a bunch of female ones courtesy of Yahoo answers
3 point shot
· a night in with the girls
· auditioning the finger puppets
· beating around the bush
· brushing the beaver
· carpet bumping
· checking for squirrels
· clam bake for one
· creamin'
· coming into your own
· dialing the rotary phone
· dousing the digits
· drilling for oil
· engaging in safe sex
· fanning the fur
· feeding the bearded clam
· fingerpainting
· flickin' the bean
· flit your clit
· frap
· gagging the clam
· get a date with slick mittens
· get to know yourself
· going mining
· groping the grotto
· greasing your hips
· grissle rub
· gusset typing
· hitchhiking south
· let the fingers do the walkin'
· manual override
· muffin buffin'
· nulling the void
· paddling the pink canoe
· pampering the pussy
· parting the red sea
· pearl fishing
· pet the pussy cat
· polishing the pearl
· play poker
· playing with her pineapple
· pussy soccer
· riding the unicycle
· rolling the dough
· rubbin' the nubbin
· soaking the whisker biscuit
· spelunking
· spearing the bearded clam
· squeeze the peach
· strumming the banjo
· surfing the channel
· teasing the tuna taco
· the virgin's release
· tickling the taco
· tiptoe through the twolips
· toggling the bit
· tossing pink salad
· trolling the bermuda triangle
· two finger taco tango
· washing your fingers

[Billy Sastard!]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

'teasing the tuna taco'

[furball101]

Well I hate to run but its getting pretty late so I'll talk to you and yay in a bit ok Billy

[A.tab]

Ok furball..I am cofirming
on Billy's behald as he also left..

Where is Jack?

[Jack Tripper]

Did somebody ring?

[yayboobies]

Polishing the pearl and spelunking are my favorites.

[yayboobies]

Did somebody ring?

Ding dong!