Where the hell can you buy a giant penis boxing thingamajig?? :33:
This thread rocks!
ADD is awesome!
My life would be incomplete without it!
Scribbles is a fuckin' genius for creating it!
Jack is the true master of this thread!!
Did I give you permission to go to bed, mokko? I don't think so.
We just had our version of Mardi Gras, including parades and floats, on Monday.
We have stupid God festivals where a bunch of illiterates buy a highly priced statue of a god......then parade on the streets to go dump it in the ocean.....they walk....screaming and shouting with loudspeakers playing religious songs while the other people dance (the people here are not necessarily with the group implied.....sometimes they are just random road people who see a group dancing and decided to dance along).......they dance all the way to the beach.....stop there....litter profusely.....then dump the god statue (painted in toxic colours often) into the ocean.....turn around.....go home.......while curious fish come and nibble on the statues inject the coulouring......and die painfully.....the tide washing their bodies back to shore.....where a lazy fishermen in his loincloth underwear picks them up and sells them by the road side.