The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

[yayboobies]

Animals don't hunt with bows. They lack opposable thumbs, for one thing. And for another, that's a fucking fairy tale. Archers were the most feared soldiers once upon a time. And arrows were designed with death in mind, be it for meat for dinner or an enemy intruder.

And for rescuing the fair maiden!!!

[yayboobies]

Was it Sailor Moon, Jack?

[Jack Tripper]

Do you also want to dress in chain-mail and be the property of your sovereign?

[Jack Tripper]

Where? Here? No, not for hunting.

Is that even humane??.....it can't be a good death for an animal to be shot with an arrow.

[Jack Tripper]

Was it Sailor Moon, Jack?

It was Misty!!

From Pokemon.

[Jack Tripper]

....no wait....it wasn't.....I sort of liked Heidi.....but not in that way.

[yayboobies]

It was Misty!!

From Pokemon.

No idea who that is.

[Jack Tripper]

Old person.

[yayboobies]

Cultured person.

[Jack Tripper]

Cultured person.

[yayboobies]

I want Scribe to come back and explain to me again why animals don't hunt with bows.

[J3scribe]

And for rescuing the fair maiden!!!

Fair maidens are a Victorian conceit. Watch this when you get a chance, you'll love it:

Do you also want to dress in chain-mail and be the property of your sovereign?

Huh? Why would I want to do that?

Is that even humane??.....it can't be a good death for an animal to be shot with an arrow.

Guns don't always kill with one shot. In fact they can lead to real horror stories in hands of incompetent hunters, which there are no shortage of.

[J3scribe]

I want Scribe to come back and explain to me again why animals don't hunt with bows.

Because they were created by Nature, not Disney.

[yayboobies]

Because they were created by Nature, not Disney.

All my childhood dreams shattered with one sentence.

[J3scribe]

Cultured person.

I don't think she meant you Jack.