The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

[yayboobies]

I don't sound like a prude.

I'm not sure. Nothing too crazy, I guess. Sex outside maybe. Or stroking someone on a bus tour through a Botanical Garden.

[yayboobies]

What about you?

Write it all down. I'm out for lunch for half an hour and when I come back I expect to read aaaaaall about your sexual adventures.

[mokkoriman]

I'm not sure. Nothing too crazy, I guess. Sex outside maybe. Or stroking someone on a bus tour through a Botanical Garden.

Hmm, outside where?

Heh... when I used to live LA, I dated a girl and we decided to do one of those Hollywood Star bus tours, with an open air bus. It was kinda cold so I had my jacket draped over both of us. We were both messing with each other the whole hour and half tour. Ah those dumb college days.

[mokkoriman]

What about you?

Write it all down. I'm out for lunch for half an hour and when I come back I expect to read aaaaaall about your sexual adventures.

And have anyone else read it when they come in here?!!?

Sure.

[yayboobies]

Why ever not? You are such a sexually experienced and deviant man. Come on. Spill it.

[mokkoriman]

that was a quick lunch.

[mokkoriman]

Why ever not? You are such a sexually experienced and deviant man. Come on. Spill it.

Mmm, somewhat sexually experienced, but I wouldn't say I'm deviant. Just lecherous.

[yayboobies]

Yeah, it's just half an hour. Just about enough time to gobble down a sandwich.

[yayboobies]

Mmm, somewhat sexually experienced, but I wouldn't say I'm deviant. Just lecherous.

Oh, come on. You are the Barry White of phun!!!

[mokkoriman]

Oh, come on. You are the Barry White of phun!!!

So... I'm a black, fat and have a low sexy bass voice that can make women swoon?

Hell, I'll dig that.

Well, I'm about to go to bed, but one thing I've done is have a woman give me the double pleasure of oral sex and prostate stimulation, which led to probably the longest most intense nights of sex I've had in my life. You sure you want to hear about it?

[Jack Tripper]

I think I was in the background of an episode of Entourage, though that was probably incidental.

Seriously???

[mokkoriman]

Hoi Jack

Now you can entertain Yay with your unusual sexual exploits.

I'm nodding off as we speak ... night all!

[yayboobies]

So... I'm a black, fat and have a low sexy bass voice that can make women swoon?

Hell, I'll dig that.

Well, I'm about to go to bed, but one thing I've done is have a woman give me the double pleasure of oral sex and prostate stimulation, which led to probably the longest most intense nights of sex I've had in my life. You sure you want to hear about it?

So some straight men do like a finger up their asses, huh?

[yayboobies]

Is Entourage a show you watch, Jack?

[Jack Tripper]

Is Entourage a show you watch, Jack?

Yeah.....it's not overly great or anything.....but it can be amusing.