The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

[Insomniac]

[yayboobies]

Insom. You missed out on a lot of bruises.

[Jack Tripper]

Friend : I hate that Appy thing....it looks like cat piss.

[yayboobies]

What Appy thing?

[Jack Tripper]

Friend : My Dad fired two people yesterday....I wish he would have called me...I've always wanted to fire somebody....I'd be like Donald Trump...."your fired!".

[Jack Tripper]

What Appy thing?

[yayboobies]

Cat piss looks better than that, actually.

[Jack Tripper]

Cat piss looks better than that, actually.

I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yayboobies]

Is that apple juice pretending to be wine?

[Jack Tripper]

Is that apple juice pretending to be wine?

It's just apple juice...I like it.....so you must like it too.

[yayboobies]

I hate apple juice.

[Jack Tripper]

But now you will like it.....because you are my wife.

[yayboobies]

I refuse.

[Jack Tripper]

How dare you.

[Jack Tripper]

Friend : Then I'd point a gun to her head and say....let's make an arrangement......a sexy arrangement....and I know woman's right are there and all...but still.