The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

[TheRiver]

triple pleasure

[diveguy]

yeah something like that....
alright, this isn't working - I'll catch you all when I feel better, I can't keep up with lucid thoughts right now.

[TheRiver]

take care - cu!

[Sancho]

Anyone around?

[TheRiver]

Hi Sancho. how are things up north?
no exploding bottles yet?

[smoked]

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was restless. My imagination could no longer take me there so I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave into the original jones: sex.

Now, my sexy jones was below sea level, the hornies occupied my being. I was at that stage where most men would say, "Hey ho', it's your life or your lay," but I was cooler than that. She said, "No compute."

I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl - I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there. So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan. She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?" I said, "Is pig what's in pork? Or you gonna play hard after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?" She said, ah, "No compute."

Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about. But it's really about my birth control pill." I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack. When in doubt, vamp - or at least ad-lib... and of course you know that spit don't make babies." She smiled, and said, "No compute," but I could tell that she was getting interested

So off we went - there was fun to be had, love to be made. "Strange", I said to myself after I laid smoking a last joint before I protected into sleep, "What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in." Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick, I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep as if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

[brcook09!]

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was restless. My imagination could no longer take me there so I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave into the original jones: sex.

Now, my sexy jones was below sea level, the hornies occupied my being. I was at that stage where most men would say, "Hey ho', it's your life or your lay," but I was cooler than that. She said, "No compute."

I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl - I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there. So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan. She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?" I said, "Is pig what's in pork? Or you gonna play hard after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?" She said, ah, "No compute."

Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about. But it's really about my birth control pill." I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack. When in doubt, vamp - or at least ad-lib... and of course you know that spit don't make babies." She smiled, and said, "No compute," but I could tell that she was getting interested

So off we went - there was fun to be had, love to be made. "Strange", I said to myself after I laid smoking a last joint before I protected into sleep, "What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in." Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick, I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep as if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

Too much reading.........big headache

Sup' smoked? Long time, no see. Looks like you been into the good stuff again

[smoked]

i've always been into the good stuff meng!

weed + wandering the streets + all you can eat sushi = good stuff

weed + parliament and or funkadelic + good speakers = good stuff

weed + internet + smoked = good stuff

yo totally

hows everyone here?

[brcook09!]

Not as good as you obviously

[diveguy]

Evening lads.
Doing slightly better tonight - only exhausted, not sick.

[TheRiver]

morning!
fine. followed smoked´s advices?

[diveguy]

lol nope just took a bit more rest today & called in tonight so I can fully recover. just finished taxes, getting some school application stuff done, and generally trying to mentally unwind finally. you?

[wtfazzhole]

hey dg. i guess i should go up into the computerroom and work on my site. had guests coming over and they just left like 10 minutes ago.

[TheRiver]

fine - also no weed needed for mentally unwindng
surprisingly we had some snow over the weekend, finally, but already over again.
guess we had 4-5 nights below zero this winter... spring in sight. viva el nino...

[wtfazzhole]

speaking of el-nino i just hope this summer is not as hot as last. we had record heat last year at 104 degrees F. with humidity it felt like 110.

They said this summer is projected to be even hotter. I guess now is probably a good time to get an air conditioning unit for the shop.