I asked Pinky and Scribbles and neither could remember an opposite thread to the phun room 101/fucker thread. And seeing as we have so many "things that are shit" threads i thought maybe we could use a things that are awesome thread.
So i dare say post anything at all in here that is awesome. It could be videos, pics, gifs, stories or anything.
His aunt's friends neighbour takes his family on holiday and they ask her to look after their house. The dog will stay their and all she has to do is put out food and let it out for a crap
They leave and on the first day she goes in to feed the dog, only to find it dead. So she panics and contacts the Vet, but seeing as its not her dog they wont deal with it but they give her a number that will.
So, i a state of supreme worry she puts the dead pooch into a holdall and heads up to glasgow, on the train (as she cannot drive).
The train is busy so she stands near the back, fearful of necrotic odours.
As the train pulls into the station she lifts the heavy bag and tries to lug it off the train, straight away a kind chap offers to help her. "Let me take that bag love" he says. She refuses at first, worried about its contents being seen in a train sation. He won't take no for an answer and lefts the bag and carries it of the train.
Noticing the weight he asks her what is in the bag. She panics and says "laptops and stuff" The man bolts like a fucking rocket down the platform with the bag. The lady standing watching in horror as the bag dissapears.
1. What does she tell the family.
2. What the fuck was said when he tried to sell the dead dog as a laptop???