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Merry Christmas From Ember Reigns

Discussion in 'Model Forum' started by Ember Reigns, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Ember Reigns

    Ember Reigns Official Phun.org Model

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    Hey everyone. I know that I am a few days early but as most of you know, I will be traveling back to Iowa tomorrow for the Holiday. I am going to be at the in-laws house so probably not going to be on for a week so I wanted to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and a SAFE New Year!!! LOTS of new stuff at my site this week so make sure and check it all out at Ember-Reigns.Com Also, I have some VERY exciting NEW stuff for my site launching in the next few days as well so make sure and check it out. I am going to start having a cool new Video Blog for you all soon so watch for that as well. I also have a new redesigned free forum so make sure and check that out as well. Happy Holidays everyone and I can't wait to see you all again!!!

    XOXO, Ember Reigns
     
    Ember Reigns, Dec 23, 2009
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    Raingod1968 It's all about the boobs

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    Thanks Ember. Merry Christmas to you too and here's to enjoying loads more of your fantastic pics in 2010.
     
    Raingod1968, Dec 23, 2009
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    Ember Reigns Official Phun.org Model

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    thx Raingod1968. U 2 hun xoxox
     
    Ember Reigns, Dec 23, 2009
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  4. Perfect4ths

    Perfect4ths Hell is empty. All the Devils are here! ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew Polls Champion 2023

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    Merry Christmas!


    Post 4-5 pics and I can sticky this for you (naked under the tree would be great) :D
     
    Perfect4ths, Dec 23, 2009
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    MarkyMark1971 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Merry Christmas Gorgeous!:D
     
    MarkyMark1971, Dec 23, 2009
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    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Merry Christmas Ember, enjoy your time with Family.
     
    Inuk, Dec 23, 2009
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  7. Ember Reigns

    Ember Reigns Official Phun.org Model

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    Does anyone have any good Christmas Jokes for me to tell when I am back in Iowa?
     
    Ember Reigns, Dec 23, 2009
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    Naked under MY tree would be even better :)
     
    Loser, Dec 23, 2009
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  9. mitchrocks

    mitchrocks Dave Gettlemans Executioner ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    why is a Christmas Tree better than a woman?
    A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck

    why is a Christmas tree better than a woman?
    When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
    and have it hauled away.
    :D
    Merry Christmas
     
    mitchrocks, Dec 23, 2009
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    One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready
    for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got
    sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
    ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then
    Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
    even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
    where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
    toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went
    into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

    When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
    liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
    dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
    kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
    end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
    opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

    The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely
    day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
    tree.
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    1. A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: “Anyone want to buy a
    present?”
    2. Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa
    looked around for a moment, then hollered “No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT
    house!”
    3. I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
    4. I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls
    live.
    5. No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for
    themselves.
    6. No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore
    Santa exists!!
    7. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in
    Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
    8. Q: Do you know why Santa dosen’t have any children ??? A: he only comes
    once a year and thats down a chimney …
    9. Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty
    girls live.
    10. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
    11. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf
    esteem.
    12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
    13. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes
    for Christmas.
     
    oddogre, Dec 23, 2009
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  11. sunnypadreguy

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    thanks Ember. merry x-mas and a happy new year to you too. be safe.
     
    sunnypadreguy, Dec 24, 2009
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  12. Ember Reigns

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    OMG I LUV all these JOKES!!! I HAVE to tell them at Christmas. I like the tradition about the Angel on top of the tree!!!
     
    Ember Reigns, Dec 24, 2009
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