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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoopy View Post
    You do know we shit out of our asses?
    Most people wipe and keep their ass clean. I know that's a hard notion to fathom, but try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TicketStub View Post
    Most people wipe and keep their ass clean. I know that's a hard notion to fathom, but try.
    Yeah but climbing up in there? Hmmm.

    I will remember to wipe my ass. I wondered what that awful smell was.
    I thought it was the dog.

    But anyway, back to Jennifer...

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    She needs to bare her titties while I still want to see them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoopy View Post
    Yeah but climbing up in there? Hmmm.

    I will remember to wipe my ass. I wondered what that awful smell was.
    I thought it was the dog.

    But anyway, back to Jennifer...
    He didn't say he wanted to climb up into her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herb Tarlek View Post
    I'd stuff my face full-on into that ass and you'd need a rope tied to my feet and a team of horses to pull me off of her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TicketStub View Post
    Most people wipe and keep their ass clean. I know that's a hard notion to fathom, but try.
    Always keep some wet wipes handy. You never know when you might need to spruce things up.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Thorvald_IIKIX View Post
    Always keep some wet wipes handy. You never know when you might need to spruce things up.
    just pee on it... less to carry

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    Love it

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    i see no problem with her ass. but that guy's eyes are frightening!

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    Some of the thoughts that came to mind , 1.JLH -the new hostess of Booty Beauties , 2.The first ass to come with it's own roadmap , why , cause each cheek has its own zipcode , 3.Does her ass beep when she backs up ? , if so , where does the sound come from? , 4.How long would the line be , to be with her in her first porno film , and would that line be measured in miles or light-years ? , and 5.the only star who comes equipped with her own custom front & rear airbags.

    Final thoughts , extremely doable , should do nude pics before time & gravity ruins everything. Good posts from all.

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    You could fit 2 of her old asses in her new one...just sayin is all.

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    Ha, ha. Everyone trying to school me.


    Let's just say it takes a man (or woman - Lisa) of a certain level of sexual sophistication to enjoy activities that others may find somewhat disdainful. It's like some people may call a truffle a musty smelling fungus while others would pay top dollar to enjoy such a rare delicacy. Of course, it might all just come down to the fact that I'm a horndog pervert.

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    I like the booty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TicketStub View Post
    He didn't say he wanted to climb up into her ass.
    Who cares! This isn't the point of this thread Jennifer Love Hewitt is.

    Back on topic boy's, don't make us put ya in the corner with a pointy hat on lol.

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