A Place Where You Can Come Congratulate Me For My Large Postcount

[brothergrims]

i shall never concede such a thing to a mere mortal
youve not the blessings of the gods'
how foolish of you to believe you, a young siren, with merely the powers to persuade men to do her bidding could hoax me into believing that she alone could free the great sword
i kneel before you, not in respect of your place, but as i find my balence a sunder from laughter at your preposterous claims,

then go you,
go and free the great Excalibur and phundom shall fall within your grasps
but know this my soon to be queen, Excalibur does not cater to ones that have not been touched by the gods.

now go you
go
before i sleep... so i feel safe within my own walls. you make me fear for my safety and well being with your outlandish claims

guards
remove her please.

[Classyvixenart]

i shall never concede such a thing to a mere mortal
youve not the blessings of the gods'
how foolish of you to believe you, a young siren, with merely the powers to persuade men to do her bidding could hoax me into believing that she alone could free the great sword
i kneel before you, not in respect of your place, but as i find my balence a sunder from laughter at your preposterous claims,

then go you,
go and free the great Excalibur and phundom shall fall within your grasps
but know this my soon to be queen, Excalibur does not cater to ones that have not been touched by the gods.

now go you
go
before i sleep... so i feel safe within my own walls. you make me fear for my safety and well being with your outlandish claims

guards
remove her please.

Oh I have been TOuched by the Gods. Tis true my young warrior.

[Classyvixenart]

[Jack Tripper]

i shall never concede such a thing to a mere mortal
youve not the blessings of the gods'
how foolish of you to believe you, a young siren, with merely the powers to persuade men to do her bidding could hoax me into believing that she alone could free the great sword
i kneel before you, not in respect of your place, but as i find my balence a sunder from laughter at your preposterous claims,

then go you,
go and free the great Excalibur and phundom shall fall within your grasps
but know this my soon to be queen, Excalibur does not cater to ones that have not been touched by the gods.

now go you
go
before i sleep... so i feel safe within my own walls. you make me fear for my safety and well being with your outlandish claims

guards
remove her please.

You're mixing up myths, the Sirens are for ancient Greek myth and Excalibur is from medieval British myth.

[Classyvixenart]

You're mixing up myths, the Sirens are for ancient Greek myth and Excalibur is from medieval British myth.

thats ok
cuz I brought NINJA warriors...and THIS

[J3scribe]

i shall never concede such a thing to a mere mortal
youve not the blessings of the gods'
how foolish of you to believe you, a young siren, with merely the powers to persuade men to do her bidding could hoax me into believing that she alone could free the great sword
i kneel before you, not in respect of your place, but as i find my balence a sunder from laughter at your preposterous claims,

then go you,
go and free the great Excalibur and phundom shall fall within your grasps
but know this my soon to be queen, Excalibur does not cater to ones that have not been touched by the gods.

now go you
go
before i sleep... so i feel safe within my own walls. you make me fear for my safety and well being with your outlandish claims

guards
remove her please.

Um, vixen was voted Queen of Phun. How soon we forget the awards thread.

NOW KISS HER FEET YOU FETID, BLASPHEMOUS LETCH!

[vasya1]

super cool! congratulation!