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    Never had a desire for an inflatable woman. Most look downright creepy with the way those eyes stay open.
    For the love of women and the beauty they offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleidoscope View Post
    Never had a desire for an inflatable woman. Most look downright creepy with the way those eyes stay open.
    How would you know that?
    Im on strike till i get her back....


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    [QUOTE=Kaleidoscope;6532655]Never had a desire for an inflatable woman. Most look downright creepy with the way those eyes stay open.[/QUOTE]

    Do it doggy style?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleidoscope View Post
    Never had a desire for an inflatable woman. Most look downright creepy with the way those eyes stay open.[/QUOTE]

    Do it doggy style?
    I really have a question:

    Do you have to put on a condom?

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    "Thank you for the all of those you shared with us.

    Is a fleshlight fuckable? I thought women may use it as dildo... "



    a fleshlight is a mans toy not a woman's. maybe you have been confused by the ads you have seen were a man uses it with a woman. but the person getting off on it is the guy not the chick. sure a woman can stroke you with it. but it's much more likely you will be using it alone. it's much to big and badly shaped for a woman to use it as a dildo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thirty View Post
    I thougt I had posted it last week, but I was unable to find it...

    Anyway, it's kind of impossible for me to keep an inflatable woman at home, but I can't help fantasizing the feelings of fucking one.

    Share your experiences...
    Sure. Most of the girls I've had sex with, they were just "full of hot air".

    BTW, seriously disappointed in you all - I had to be the first to make a sexist joke about this.


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    Thirty sounds a lot like our friend GXNN
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    Quote Originally Posted by streak View Post
    "Thank you for the all of those you shared with us.

    Is a fleshlight fuckable? I thought women may use it as dildo... "



    a fleshlight is a mans toy not a woman's. maybe you have been confused by the ads you have seen were a man uses it with a woman. but the person getting off on it is the guy not the chick. sure a woman can stroke you with it. but it's much more likely you will be using it alone. it's much to big and badly shaped for a woman to use it as a dildo.
    I hope you don't mind, but I thought you guys were talking about flashlight.

    What is fleshlight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.tab View Post
    Thirty sounds a lot like our friend GXNN

    Your assumption was based on?

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    I had a bad one off experience with an inflatable woman - I popped her cherry and she just looked deflated.

    I'll get my coat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFX View Post
    I had a bad one off experience with an inflatable woman - I popped her cherry and she just looked deflated.

    I'll get my coat..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thirty View Post
    I hope you don't mind, but I thought you guys were talking about flashlight.

    What is fleshlight?
    ah, yes well i suppose a woman could have sex with a real flashlight, but it would be a bit more difficult for a male, though not impossible i suppose. anyway a fleshlight is a male masturbating toy. http://www.fleshlight.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleidoscope View Post
    Never had a desire for an inflatable woman. Most look downright creepy with the way those eyes stay open.
    I'll agree. When I've thought about buying jackoff devices, I've never considered one of the inflatable varieties because they just look horrifying.

    I'm not ashamed to admit that when I was much younger I made my own fake pussy by rolling up a towel and inserting a large freezer bag in the middle and wrapping a couple of rubber bands around the whole thing. A little bit of Astroglide in the freezer bag, tuck it between the sofa cushions and there ya go. Worked like a champ with a whack mag propped on the top of the sofa to fantasize with... until my folks pulled up in the driveway. Nothing like running bare-assed naked through the house with a rolled up towel under one arm and a fuck book under the other, trying to make it to my bedroom before my folks came in the door, and hoping nothing incriminating was left behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamsterslapper View Post

    I'm not ashamed to admit that when I was much younger I made my own fake pussy by rolling up a towel and inserting a large freezer bag in the middle and wrapping a couple of rubber bands around the whole thing. A little bit of Astroglide in the freezer bag, tuck it between the sofa cushions and there ya go. Worked like a champ with a whack mag propped on the top of the sofa to fantasize with... until my folks pulled up in the driveway. Nothing like running bare-assed naked through the house with a rolled up towel under one arm and a fuck book under the other, trying to make it to my bedroom before my folks came in the door, and hoping nothing incriminating was left behind.
    You should go on Dragons' Den with that

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