Who's the lucky guy that gets to sleep with me every night? That's right this guy!
Who's the guy that has the best stroke for a lefty? Once again it is me!
Who stalks all the sexy ladies on Facebook? Bingo Me again!
Who hardly ever gives rides on his bologna pony? You guessed it me!
Who works hard at not working? Yep me again.
Who plays "hide the sausage" with someone else's pillow?
With all these awesome things about me who would not want to appreciate me!
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