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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    wait... I found it, might post in sickest joke ever heard, if not a repost...

    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich." The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  2. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    damn, Kieks posted it over 4 months ago...
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  3. Sancho

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    ROFL!!!

    Dude, that is one of the best jokes I've ever heard....honestly. :lol:
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  4. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    yeah, it is great
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  5. Sancho

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    Where did Kieks post it?
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  6. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew

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    i am doing good sancho. You up alot later than i have ever remembered. you off tomorrow?

    and jet that is the first time i read that joke, so it is all good. ;)
     
    wtfazzhole, Jun 26, 2007
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  7. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    the Sickest Joke You've Ever Heard... just did a quick search, and yeah, it was there, posted the 3rd of Feb. of this year :(
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  8. Sancho

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    Nope. I am usually not on this time of night because I am busy. :wink:
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  9. Sancho

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    That's alright, still made us laugh. :)
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  10. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    Ha, I'l see if I can scounge up another one...
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  11. Sancho

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    Please do...
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  12. Sancho

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    ...and it better be a good one, or else! :wink:
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  13. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    I'm starting to think I got all my good jokes from here... :-?

    anyways, here goes:

    A construction worker on the 5th floor needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells to him, but neither one can hear each other clearly. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", and he moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods, pulls out his dick and starts masturbating. The worker on the 5th floor gets so pissed he runs down to the ground floor and says "What the fuck is your problem??!! I said I need a hand saw." The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  14. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew

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    so i take it you are sleeping on the sofa tonight. :lol:
     
    wtfazzhole, Jun 26, 2007
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  15. Sancho

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    ROFL....nice!
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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    Definately not. :D
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  17. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    SOON...
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  18. Sancho

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    soon...?
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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  19. Jetstream

    Jetstream Goodnight Julia

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    yes, soon

    by the by, is photobucket allowed here :-?
     
    Jetstream, Jun 26, 2007
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  20. Sancho

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    They banned us.
     
    Sancho, Jun 26, 2007
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