The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Nah, this is a redneck song:


YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME
(Steve Goodman)
David Allan Coe - 1975


WELL, IT WAS ALL THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYIN'
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON MY FIGHTIN' SIDE

AND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I'VE HEARD MY NAME A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I'VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I'VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW I'LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

SO I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

SPOKEN:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG AND
HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. I WROTE
HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY
& WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN'T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS, OR TRUCKS, OR PRISON, OR GETTIN' DRUNK. WELL HE SAT
DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT, I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE
PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG. AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT
ON THIS ALBUM. THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

AND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN' IN THE RAIN
NO, A' YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN', DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON'T CALL ME
WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

 

man, that is a great song, one of my top 10 probably

 

Get any pics?

I know what you mean, when I used to go on the "trips with the guys" it took me several days to recoup.

 

Yea, my buddy took over 600 pics, I'll go through them and pick out the best ones and start a thread if you want to see them

 

David Allan Coe is one of my favorites.

Need you even ask? Hell yeah, worthy of it's own thread.

 

Yea, I do enjoy David Allen Coe

Well as soon as he gets them all sent to me I'll work on that, have to see what size the pictures are though and find a pic host that can handle pretty large pictures, last year he was taking like 1 meg pictures or some shit like that, can't remember for sure.

 

Imagevenue takes 2MB pictures, shareavenue takes 15MB

 

Crop 'em - we all just want to see the tits anyway

 

Excellent, I never paid any attention to what the filesize limits were on them when I uploaded any pics

I don't know about that, there were some pretty fine asses too

 

I was j/k - I actully enjoy a face with the pic more than "just the goods"

Duty calls - back in a bit.

 

There were a couple real good looking girls working at the Winstar booth, running around in skin tight outfits, not sure how many pictures we have of them

 

3000 in 12 posts ...what should I do?

 

post 12 more times

 

But what should I for my 3000th?

 

Fansign for all - I want one for my sig

 

I suppose you like cola belly?

 

Me too - killer idea

Why don't you do a megathread of "corpsy" girls

 

That's a great idea!

Don't think I have enough though

 

Well, you'd better think of something fast - only 5 left.

 

...last time i did a 1000th thread (two weeks ago :roll i didnt post for a few days :/

ARGHH! CANT TAKE THE PRESSURE!