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Ohklahoma / Big Tit patrol

Discussion in 'Sexy Videos (Pro)' started by nadster670, Jan 2, 2008.

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  1. nadster670

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    Oklahoma probably lacks enough creativity to think of another name for herself aside from where she was born and raised. Seriously, this tall and blonde chick with a pair of big tits was looking for a free fuck one afternoon and since I wouldn't want to miss the opportunity I volunteered immediately. Oklahoma's so fine I fucked her pussy with my hard tool.

    http://rapidshare.com/files/80584106/oklahoma-bigTpatrol.rar

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  2. SuperKing

    SuperKing The Greatest of Them All

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    "Oklahoma's so fine I fucked her pussy with my hard tool."

    I'm not one to usually criticize the prose of porn, but that honestly has to be the laziest and least creative porn related sentence I've ever read. Seriously, if the guy is fucking the chick wouldn't that indicate that she is hot enough to put his "hard tool" in her pussy? Someone needs to give these guys a lesson in creative metaphors and euphemisms.
     
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    toolz Hater ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    I fuckin love it.....awesome reply!:cool:
     
  4. PeCeL

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    I guess this porn support Oklahoma on Fiesta bowl

    LoL!! :)
     
  5. Mullet

    Mullet Titties! 15 Year Member

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    hahah i live in oklahoma
     
  6. cryogenic

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    That explains the mullet
     
  7. mentality

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    Thanks for this.
     
  8. LQA

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    Especially since he criticized her name! I guess "(brainless) birds of a feather fuck together"
     
  9. CrestedButt

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    Love the look of this girl.
     
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