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Nigella Lawson - unknown photoshoot/boobs ahoy

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by Noodle Panda, Mar 29, 2008.

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  1. Noodle Panda

    Noodle Panda ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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  2. di canio

    di canio Binned

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    have a good old fashioned tit fuck then she will cook a brill dinner for you perfect
     
  3. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    I don't know why, but in the 'older and slightly plumper posh totty' catagory I'd rather go for Kirsty Allsop.
     
  4. fudgebutt

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    oh me, oh my. I would freak this bitch froggy style and have her make me a nice lobster dinner after.
     
  5. Noodle Panda

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    agreed my friend, agreed
     
  6. sagscout

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    I've read recently that her ass has grown so large they have to use set and camera angle tricks to keep it out of sight on television. This photo shoot seems to use the same techniques.
     
  7. BiggusLaddus

    BiggusLaddus Lord High Fapper

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    It's not often I don't agree with you Billy, but I'm going to have to take your Kirsty Allsop card and "top trump" it with a Sarah Beeny.
     
  8. BigDaddy_GFS

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    Oh, I don't mind a little extra padding. Sometimes it makes for a smoother ride.:2cent:
     
  9. ckeeling

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    She's got some big ole' boobies. She's also got big ears... not that there's anything wrong with that. :lol:
     
  10. Loser

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    Looks good to me. Thanks....
     
  11. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Oooof! Good call mate.

    Beeny certainly has a quality about her (two lovely qualities to be exact) but I would'nt put her in the 'stinking rich boarding school posh totty' catagory.
     
  12. BiggusLaddus

    BiggusLaddus Lord High Fapper

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    *checks details on card*

    Bugger you're right! It says here she's 'normal state school educated'. :lol:
     
  13. fishman5440

    fishman5440 15 Year Member

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    she's hot... and she can cook. does it get any better than that?
     
  14. kodfish

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    man i'd do sinful things to this woman
     
  15. breaker

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    NO.

    :D
     
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    one of the reasons to watch the food channel...and giada of coz..!! thanx for the pics...
     
  17. m00njaguar

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    Seems like a kinky chick- looking good for someone almost 50. Here´s some more about her from an article i found online-

    "Nigella Lawson doesn't realise how easy she's got it. All Nigella needs to do is talk in a slightly matronly voice, flutter her eyelashes, put her fingers in her mouth and thwack her pendulous bosoms backwards and forwards like some kind of fleshy bludgeoning device and she gets whatever she wants - but when we try to do that, all that happens is that we get beaten up outside pubs.

    Nigella Lawson has revealed that she has a fetish for men with hairy backs.

    Talking about her sexual turn-ons, Lawson told Esquire: "Hairiness. I like an animal. Hairy back. Hairy everywhere. If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian."

    The chef, who posed in an outfit of tinfoil for the magazine, added that she's a fan of wearing lingerie.

    Lawson said: "Stockings never fail to make you feel sexy. Men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I’ll wear them. I have actually worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed."

    However, Nigella also explained that she wasn't keen on the idea of using food as a tool in the bedroom.

    She commented: "I’ve never understood that whole dripping chocolate on someone. Food with sex just doesn’t do it for me."
     
  18. Inuk

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    rack alert!
     
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    She sure can cook.
     
  20. mosquito

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    I would, not that means much, but tonight I can't raise too much enthusiasm to share my thoughts about her
     
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