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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. J3scribe

    J3scribe we are devo BANNED ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun

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    Why not?
     
  2. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    You are such a noob!
     
  3. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    sweet, congrats!
     
  4. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    antman your moving up in ther world... who did you steal them from???

    I try my best melon :D
     
  5. Melonabe

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    I bet he got them from Azz' garage sale!
     
  6. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    Thanks mate.

    I didn't steal them I just borrowed them permanently.

    Well I got them from azz's ass ;) You know theres a gas station in there!
     
  7. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    Most likely scenario
     
  8. Melonabe

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    That sounds...pleasant
     
  9. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    Azz must shit liquid gold. Who knew? :)
     
  10. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    When you get a colour in your name you can start bagging me bout azz :p ;)

    Yeah, there was a sausage sizzle there too but all the sausages smelt like shit.
     
  11. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    He shits donuts but that's a different story.
     
  12. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    When do the names change colour????? I'm vexed by this.
     
  13. Melonabe

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    When you become a pro, like me.
     
  14. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    When you hit 1500 posts cretin :p
     
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    antheh Banned.

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    So in other words when you give Kieks a reach around and let azz touch your penis.


    Julie Brody: Gordie, sit down. We're having roast beef.
    Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
    Jim: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
    Gord Brody: It's just boring.
    [Opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
    Gord Brody: I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
    Jim: No, you're not!
    Gord Brody: This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.
    Jim: He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
    [Grabs chicken sandwich, throws it to the dogs]
    Julie Brody: Jim, no!
    Jim: You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed.
    [Gord leaves the room]
     
  16. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    This will be my goal this weekend: To have my colour change and get a cooler saying under my username than "addicted". This is gonna be a great weekend I can tell. :D
     
  17. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    I just changed my user title again :p
    Love Freddy Got Fingered, fucking legendary film Tom Green is one of my heroes.



    Sandwich Customer: This cheese sandwich.
    Gord Brody: What?
    Sandwich Customer: It doesn't have enough cheese in it.
    Gord Brody: Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.
    [starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich]
    Gord Brody: So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.
    [throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer]
    Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
    Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.
    [customer walks out disgusted]
    Gord Brody: Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...
     
  18. Shell

    Shell Ten Years of Phun

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    I found a treasure! :lol:
     
  19. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    Anyway Shell it's good to see new members join and aren't afraid to mix it up with the members who have been here for years.
     
  20. antheh

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    Jim: Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya?
    [Turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the toilet]
    Jim: Don't tell me this boy's so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold.
    [opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in Scuba Gear]
    Jim: Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?
    Gord: Look, I found a treasure.
    Jim: That's a soap on a rope!
    Gord: SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.
     
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