The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

I didn't like that at all,
but the indy spoofs are super !!!

 

this convo is getting to geeky for me. RPG is Rocket Propelled Grenade to me.

I am going to go masturbate.

 

I might have to grab it then, in the next couple of days I'm going to have to buy a new hdd for my pc. I'm thinking a Seagate 500gb 32mb cache for $100 or a WD 640gb 16mb cache for $100.

 

Q: What do you call a kiwi with a sheep under one arm and a chicken under the other?
A: Bisexual

[requires knowledge of the NZ accent, which Americans who watch Flight of the Conchords should have; it's not funny written down but if you get the dialect gag it's pretty funny spoken]
An aussie is walking down the road and sees a kiwi with a sheep under his arm that has just a huge thick coat of wool. He walks up to the kiwi and says "Are you going to shear that sheep?"
The kiwi responds, "No I'm not sharing. Get your own!"

 

I was just thinking the same thing......but I am gonna go fuck my wife.

 

I knew that since Duke Nukem 3d

 

LMFAO good luck mate, honey-mustard is good lube btw Kieksie told me.

 

Good luck, hopefully she doesn't have a headache

 

great idea. i'll be there in 10...

 

A guy walks up to the park in Auckland and sits down next to an old man who is staring out into the bay with a sad expression on his face. "Hello, man, why are you so sad?" he asks.

The old man points out at the dock and say, "Do you see that dock out there? I spend 5 long years struggling to build it with my own two hands. But do they call me John the Dock Builder? No!".

He sits for a minute, then continues, "And you see those boats out there? 15 years of my life spent putting them together for our fishermen, but do they call me John the Boat Builder? No!".

He looks down at the ground for a second, then continues, "But you fuck ONE sheep..."

 

I seriously have to call it a day,
it has been a 133 posts for me today and my head is filled with mustard
I hope i can talk to you later...

Btw there is nothing geekish about VG's anymore, they are mainstream media now IMO

Good night antheh, sjfan !!!

 

Good one.

 

Good night!

 

toolz will have came 5 times by then and had a half a dozen smokes.

 

rofl, hahaha

handbanana, grab some tissues, I hear mustard leaves some gnarly stains

 

Counting how many posts you had today?

 

The whole key to the joke is that you never say "they call me John the sheep fucker". The audience has to infer that themselves for it to be funny.

 

Thanks sjfan, also my father used
to tell me this one with a little twist...

 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Laters mate, have a mustard sleep.

 

Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?





Only one.............MINE!