The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Jesus.......I can get that here, but you have to work for it.
The stripper hens in this neck of the woods have "no fear", but you're going to pay for it.
You fuckers in Vegas, Southern Cali, Florida, etc... have hot tail on every corner, so the hens have to try and stand out from the crowd. In my neck of the woods, you're lucky if you "cum (come) across" 1 in 20 that's worth a second glance. They push out a pup, snag their man, and lose interest, and apparently vision, because their asses on occasion require their own zip code! LOL

 

It's almost just as good as havin' a wasted inuk on hand!

 

That is just such a cool drawing, gonna do the xtina one aswell !!

halp my sorry ass already, i am soooooo drunk !

 

I speak the truth friend. I have the poloroid to prove it. She actually was kind of a stuck up diva type but still... It's fuckin' C.C.!

 

HOW MUCH HAVE U HAD U NUT? 2?

 

thanks for sharing, dude

 

Well.......I hope you, and scribe man think of me this winter when you're @ a titty lounge, pushing wood during a lap dance, whilst I'm peddling my browneye on the corner to keep my home warm! LOL

Bastards!

 

I read somewhere that something like 80% of the girls that try out to get hired at the clubs here get turned away cuz they don't cut the mustard lookswise. Actually, hired is not the right term. They are all like subcontractors. They pay the clubs a fee for the privledge of having a venue to ply their trade. As a result, all of the dancers are smoking hot, but they are also extremely cutthroat. If you ain't payin' they ain't stayin'!

And they make shitloads of money. It's nothing for some dude that would otherwise be gambling a $1000 a hand on blackjack or baccarat to drop 2 or 3 grand in a strip club. There's no shortage of those dudes either. Vegas is probably the most competitive market for strippers in the country.

 

Seriously, you don't wanna now how mudh I've had tonight...

Let's just say... "enough" , hmmmkay ?

 

Apparently, he wasn't paying attention to the curriculum! LOL

I for one....have lost all faith in the "fancy lad o' teh liver"!
We were supposed to drink tonight!

 

Hmmkay!

 

well i did...
god bless my irish liver...

You should've seen me on
St. Paddy's day... OH MY !!!

 

Rarely go to strip clubs anymore. See above for some of the reasons. Another reason is it's like paying for total sexual frustration! Where's the percentage in that I ask you?!

If I'm gonna waste money like that, I'd rather waste it on a pro who will guarantee to get me off. I know a few good ones, too.

 

NP : Puff the Magic Dragon :mrgreen:

 

Strip clubs are not my thing. All that teasing...

 

There's no doubt in my mind man. The ones here can't get away with that shit because the bods don't "cut the mustard".
As I stated, places like Vegas, South Florida etc., the girls have to keep their shit in shape, and work it when they're on stage. The ass is literally the money maker, and they're payed well for it.

Alas.....such is not the case here. Granted, there's some sweeties here, but they think their shit doesn't stink because they're the least ugly, in a bowl full of flannel, and winterbush! LOL 1 in 20 my man.....1 in 20.

 

I'm workin' my way through a bottle of burgundy at the moment, I'd be honored to have drinks with you Salty my man...

Oh my, my roommate just gave me a twelvepack as I type this! What a guy!

That's my favorite day of the year! All the cheer of Christmas without all the hassle.

Cheers!!

 

They're are some amazing looking ones that work the bridge between NYNY & Excalibur, but I wouldn't touch em' with Ray's triple bagged wiener!

I agree tho, strip clubs are far behind me.

 

ok that did it !!

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Most of the girls working the clubs here will never step foot on stage. They are there for private or lap dances only.

My heart bleeds for you man, and I mean that! Sometimes the semi-attractive ones are the most fun however. And after a few drinks they start lookin' a little better as the evening wears on, if you know what I mean.

There used to be a second rate club here in Vegas where the girls weren't the finest in town, but they sure were enthusiastic!