DEBATE What VHS/Beta/LD did you burn out as a kid because of one nude scene and it was all you had?

You're a kid at the front window watching your parents backing out of the driveway to go off somewhere for a few hours. What movie did you run to put in the player and fast forwarding to get to the good stuff?

Mine was the movie 1986 movie "Trick or Treat" with the solo car scene starring Elise Richards.

 

I was a fan of boobs and sex scenes, but didn't masturbate a whole lot over real movies until I got the internet and the website called celebrity nude database really rubbed off on me with their nude scene reviews and simping over celebrities on the forum. I was really into this culture by the mid-2000s and preferring it over actual porn by the end of the 2000s.

 

A few years before the internet some gentleman and scholar came up with the idea of compiling all nude scenes by actress, movie, and minute in a book he aptly named The Bare Facts. I bought my first 2 editions at B Dalton in my hometown mall. While other dudes my age were spending their mall time thumbing through the posters at Spencers for spank bank deposits I was investing in the future.

 

I burnt out my dad's extensive vhs collection of Playboy videos.

Btw, I have over 45 of them that my dad had. I kept them after he passed away.

 

The one that jumps to mind is our copy of Pretty Woman. The final love scene has a brief glimpse of Julia Roberts’ whole titty.

 

Basic Instinct & later Wild Things

 

The Salma Hayek scene in Desperado or the Shannon Elizabeth scene in American Pie.

 

Kari Wurher in Sex and the other man (1995).
She was my first big crush and looks perfect as a red head.

(Oddly Stanley Tucci being cucked made the film better!) lol!

 

A few off the top of my head:

I have a huge female pleasure/ masturbation fetish so a young and extremely beautiful Jane Fonda in the orgasm machine in Barbarella is a fav. Her sweaty pleasure face is burned into my brain.

Patti D'Arbanville being forced to cum over and over by a mind controlling Chevy Chase was verrry enjoyable for young me. Her moans and cries of pleasure wore me out.

Sally Field in Smokey and the Bandit. She was extremely cute but also incredibly built and there are several overt feet and clothed ass shots scattered throughout the movie.

 

Wild Things!

 

Titanic.

 

Monsters Ball & The Dreamers. And for straight up porn, the 2005 pirates of the carribean porn parody . I remember lending that pirated ass dvd to my hs buddies and it fucking circulated throughout my entire year level, like 300 dudes got to watch it. I threw it in the trash after it was returned to me 2 months later.

 

When I was a kid, I loved the topless scene in the movie Critters 2.

 

Doc Hollywood

Julie Warner emerging from the lake completely naked and strolling up to "Doc" on shore. Bought a new copy when that wore out. Still in love/lust with Julie.

 

That is my favorite nude scene ever...still to this day.

My early "material" would have been beta tapes recorded from HBO of Revenge of the Nerds, Porky's, and Police Academy. Thanks dad...

 

Indecent Proposal
Porkys

 

Phoebe Cates in the red bikini, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The most iconic bikini top drop in cinema history.

 

I remember watching the wraith a lot.

 

Mischief Kelly Preston fully nude
Malicious Molly ringwald
Good masterbating movies to watch

 

Road trip, the amy smart scene. At some point the tape broke (no idea how hmmm) so i had to make something up. Im sure my mom knew exactly what happened lol never mentioned anything tho.