The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

I remember breathing very very heavily and when I realized I was breathing heavily I used a breathing technique I learned when I was younger, helps when I'm having an Asthma attack too.

 

She was great early on; weirdly, i don't like her that much in ER. But perhaps that's wrapped up in my general dislike for the show these days. Thankfully, they're killing it off after this season. Or so i read on the tinternet.

 

Had I have had a dream about her I would have woke up hard and covered in man goop.

 

That sounds scary, dude. You're okay now, though?

 

Okay g'night all, I gotta get some rest in before the morning.

G'luck with the headache and such, antheh!

 

I don't know. Help!

 

Well, i was hard, but my sub-conscious obviously has more control.

 

Seriously? Or are you joshing with me?

Why don't you post your favourite pics of your four apparent girlfriends. You whore.

 

Yeah I'm fine now, just feel like fucking shit.

Thanks mate.

My sub-conscious is a scheming cunt.

 

Night, sj.

 

So many of my milestole posts have been just spam in the chat thread. I hit 11k last night and couldn't care less.

 

It's not Shakespeare, but it is damn funny. :mrgreen:

 

Seriously. And I am not a whore, you slut!

 

You sound like scribe. Then again, i know i can't rival some of the milestone posts by the regular stable of posters and uploaders, so i don't even bother. Might spam or spoof my 5k, and save an actual thread for my next colour change at 6.

 

"My subconscious is a scheming cunt" is actually from Troilus and Cressida, 2nd act.

 

Seriously though I reckon my sub-conscious has a sub-conscious, it's a fucking cunt. I'm trying to get over a girl right, all I fucking do is dream about her.

 

Flattery'll get you everywhere.

Let's see, you've got Emmy, Emmanuelle, Alessandra and Natalie. Then there's a recent potential addition of Sarah Shahi. My, don't you get around?

 

lol i wasn't quoting Shakespeare, I was being serious.

 

That banana made me feel a lot better and so did eating it.

 

It's only natural things are going to circle back to your ex. Fapping about celebs and babes is good for wide awake time, but your sub-conscious knows the difference between them and reality. So it'll remember her until you get either a new gf or a new, reality based obsession. So, work on that.

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