The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

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I remember waking up the next morning. I was like wTF?

I ran the shower on super hot for like 5 minutes. that helped.

 

That was waay too easy!

Ah yes......back in the days of my yoot. I'm not exactly sure if it was from the bike wreck, or when I fell down the stairs potted up @ my buddy's pizza parlor (long story ). As far as the bike wreck is concerned....I was the most brilliant amongst brilliance, and took her for a spin whilst under the influence of Jack, Jim, and those bastards at Anheuser/Busch. I was hard on the throttle paw whilst leaning into the corner of an on ramp for Interstate 95, and at some point, my mind decided it was time for a nap. I woke up in the hospital after a lovely ride in the bone box. Not too smart in retrospect, but my ass was back to work in a week. (tough/stupid as nails)

 

Don't do anything stupid, it ain't worth it. I know you're angry and hurt - and deservedly so - but all things must pass, including this situation. Live and let live di and start looking for the next best thing to come your way. It's difficult to get your mind around but it will happen.

You've always got phun.

 

holy shit Salty. that's unreal.

 

Thanks scribe i was going to have a glass of wine but she took the bottle opener the slag

 

Looking good so far man. I just hope the dainty flowers from So Cal don't get fucked up by the weather like Miami used to. (I'm liking SD in this one)

 

hmm, just waiting for some king of the hill.

love that show.

 

looked everywhere for the cork screw cant beleive she took it

 

You are a rebel through and through.

I don't have a horse in this one, but I'm thinking Pittsburgh. Problem is they can't score! The punt return TD helped a lot. I just want to see a tight well played game.

 

It's already looking like a winner.

Drivin' wild blind is never a good thing.

I launched my drunken ass into a ready to harvest cornfield once while riding a KZ 650. Let me tell you something. Cornstalks fucking hurt @ 50 mph. They're rock hard and sharp as knives. My exposed skin felt like shredded beef. That fuckin sucked ass. Miraculously, I didn't break anything. Or die.

 

Been there, done that too many times to count with the hens my friend. I'm sorry to hear about it, but what you need now are your tight bros, a night on the town, and some revenge clam. That may sound obnoxious/ignorant, but it does you no good to sit there simmering in your own juices thinking about it, and at the very least, getting out with the boys/having a few pops/looking at/ chatting up some sweeties will take your mind off it for a while. And if you can find a young lass to scrape your horn before the night is through....it's a bonus.

Or maybe that's just what I'd do.

 

damn I can't believe that di.

how else can you get it out?

 

another great line.

 

Thanks salty got a mate coming down tuesday going too hit the town then.

 

i cant inuk going too have too do with red bull and vodka instead

 

That's just mean. :?

 

cheers di I'll have a shot with ya! I'm having a vodka and iced tea.

I once had a bumble bee hit me while I was driving a streetbike at 80 miles per hour. fucking hurt! knocked the wind out of me.

 

that sounds painful inuk

 

yeah that was very weird di.

fastest I've gone was 130 miles per hour.

that was insane.

 

No doubt. It's like getting shot with a slug.