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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    `After Abraham Lincoln?`

    Ross, my friend the Australian Jew who liked his bacon, jerked when he heard this and his head snapped around like it was on a spring. He told me later that my face just sort of....froze. Now, Ross, my friend, wanted to sleep with the girl, no matter how insanely dumb she was. She was moderately pretty, legal and available, all Ross, my friend, cared about. He gave me a beseeching look of `don't queer my pitch, bro`, and the blonde's face was beginning to show signs of realising her mistake.

    So, i panicked.

    `Yes,` i blurted out. `Yes. When the Romans named my city, they foresaw your 16th President.`

    She seemed happy with that and swiftly changed the subject.

    The next morning, Ross, my Jewish-Australian friend who liked his bacon, came down after sealing the deal and told me that she'd changed the subject herself the night before because she didn't know who the 16th President had been, and didn't want to appear foolish.

    Oh, how i laughed.

    THE END
     
    arespilgrim, Jan 31, 2009
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  2. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    am I the only one not reading any of Ares' spam?
     
    Melonabe, Jan 31, 2009
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  3. ManRay

    ManRay Back !! (Kinda) ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    well, what can i do ?

    I'd still own you, though... :p
     
    ManRay, Jan 31, 2009
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  4. ManRay

    ManRay Back !! (Kinda) ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    Ares ??
     
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  5. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    could never play that Ray, had problems with the computer.
     
    Inuk, Jan 31, 2009
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  6. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    you probably could now, but not half a year ago!!!!

    the posh guy with the Emma Roberts ava
     
    Melonabe, Jan 31, 2009
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  7. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    PM wanted the blonde from St Louis story, but i'm in a whimsical mood, so i added a little extra side and garnish to the true facts. Thought it might raise a smile or two.
     
    arespilgrim, Jan 31, 2009
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  8. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    pilg is polish?
     
    Inuk, Jan 31, 2009
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  9. haydaddict

    haydaddict Smiley King ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    haydaddict, Jan 31, 2009
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  10. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    I'm not posh; i'm British.
     
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  11. ManRay

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    nahhh, haven't played for half a year...

    hmmm, good thing i gave up my claim for her, or i'd have to smack him in the kisser... :lol:
     
    ManRay, Jan 31, 2009
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  12. Melonabe

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    :lol:
     
    Melonabe, Jan 31, 2009
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  13. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    You all talk But here is a great Girl with her Video ....

    [youtubevid]-GIMpVs8RXQ[/youtubevid]
     
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  14. Melonabe

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    you just used a semicolon, and in my book that makes you posh!
     
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  15. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    There's plenty of the fuckers about these days, but no, inuk. ;)
     
    arespilgrim, Jan 31, 2009
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  16. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    damn, thanks hayd!
     
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  17. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Original Phun Crew

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    afternoon folks
     
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  18. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Yes, grammatical skills and basic spelling and punctuation.

    Must be `posh`. :p
     
    arespilgrim, Jan 31, 2009
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  19. MarkyMark1971

    MarkyMark1971 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Hello Azz!
     
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  20. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Evenin', azz.
     
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