The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....

 

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....

 

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....

 

Ok. Gonna watch Conan as my balckberry fingers have created carpel tunnel.

150th cellphone post!!! I'm proud of that.

 

LMHO!!

 

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....

 

Are you channeling Larry The Cable Guy P4!?!?!

 

Take care man.

 

I must have missed this cause of bama's talk. Now that i can get back to this.

I never presume I am correct. I am just telling you that your mathematics can be easily misconstrued and that the logic to your assumptions don't always have to add up to the sum you came up with that is the casino's supposed take. Iam just saying it can vary greatly and that no mathematics on this subject is absolutes.

I will give you that you lived there for 16 years and know people but you are assuming I don't know how o bet on sports or also know of people inside the business. Just so you know with my business i deal with people from all walks of life and not all of them are people who work a 9-5 job with a suit and tie.

 

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller High Life for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream would.

And that's when the fight started.....

 

hahahahaha!

 

LOL

nice ones p4!

 

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....

 

"laugh my heiny off" ?

 

Would be even more funny if his name was Tom

 

WTF :shock: