The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Click^^^

 

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, $20 or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the Way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know, not everybody pays."

 

it wasn't an insult, i was just speaking the truth.

 

Funny hot line. Call 413-497-0025

If you don't believe me, here's what she says:

"Thank you for calling the psychiatric hot line

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you suffer from multiple personality syndrome, please press 2, 3, and 4.."

She goes on and on...

 

That's it FF!!! That is a great ass!

 

It really is

 

you guys are way to obsessed with asses.

 

Is there a dedicated extension for new PHUN mods?

 

i hopethe giants get to sign manny ramirez.

 

Yep!!! and proud of it, not yours though

 

her face is cute. i wonder if she has nice tits.

 

Too much (ass) is never enough my friend.

Oh snap! Me Mila!

 

i am asian i have no ass so it's ok. But i am not a huge ass fan, it has to always be the face first, then the tits. then maybe her personality.