The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

A friend sent me this today:

A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered"

 

Useful information exchange is of high value in here..

 

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Her name on the lease, not mine. But I make all the payments.

 

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I thought you said she co-signed with you.

 

It's "that time of life," so to speak. It hit her early and hard.

 

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stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink stink

 

I mis-spoke. My name is on some tenant paperwork, though.

 

but girl,
what is a man?
when i'm just trying,
the best i can.

so,

i'm down on my hands,
i'm down on my knees.
i'm begging you now,
i'm begging you please.

 

Oh lord, the wife is 2 years older than me - she's 40. I'm not looking forward to "the change".

 

Yeah, that always works.

 

I can't believe the apartment girl called in sick.

 

With the market in such a down turn. people are not to inclined to cut leases.
esp if you have payed by checks in your name.

 

....we'll all get there...

 

Hope it all works out.

 

Maybe I should do that, eh, mel?

 

Yeah they worth a lot now...