The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Not that there is anything wrong with it

 

I think you all are a bunch of homos in disquise.

 

Absolutly not !

Have some gye friends and shit they have nice apartments !

 

SHHHH!!!!

Yep, they do!

 

City Driving Rules

A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.

 

You ever overturned a cow ? Driving a car in more then my Volvo 240 is doing ....So Fuck You ... You lazy great fucking Sig-Master !

 

heh I think magge is buzzin

 

Turn signals are clues as to your next move. A real city driver never uses them.

Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

 

Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane change is considered "going with the flow".

The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

 

Sorry, i`m not !

Work in about 2 ½ hours ...

 

WTF?

 

eerrr what p4

 

Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork when driving in a no-fault insurance state. The other guy doesn't have anything to lose.

Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to insure that your ABS kicks in - giving you a nice relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

 

City Driving Rules, so you know the next time

 

A girlfriend of mine is supposed to come over in awhile.

I am excited.

 

Construction signs only tell you about road closures immediately after you pass the last availabe exit, but before the traffic begins to back up.

The new electronic traffic warning system signs are not there to provide useful information. They're only there to make your city look high-tech and to distract your attention from the police car parked in the median.

 

Settle down trigger, don't want to shoot the gun before the target arrives

 

this girl is hot as hell.....I normally dont get nervous around beautiful women, but this one makes me real nervous. She is a stunner.

 

hey sweet toolz!

 

Toolzie is getting horny over there !