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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. 2001pm

    2001pm 2+2 is on my mind...

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    Q - What is the definition of a minor second?

    A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison.



    Q - How do you make a guitarist play quieter?

    A - Put sheet music in front of him.



    Q - How do you make him stop?

    A - Put notes on it.



    Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?

    A - His amplifier.



    Q - What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

    A - Counterpoint.



    Q - What did the guitar say to the guitarist?

    A - Pick on someone your own size!



    Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul?

    A - Depends on how far you throw it.



    Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?

    A - So the rest of the band can understand them.



    Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

    A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.



    Q - How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?

    A - Pay for the pizza.



    Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?

    A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."



    Q - In the 22nd century, how many guitarists will it take to replace a light source ?

    A - Five, one to actually do it and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.
     
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  2. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    I was never a "regular" with it, but I did like it when the opportunity presented itself. ;) Any idea what the shit is going for now? Used to be $100 bucks a gram, $275-$300 an 8 ball. (or so I've been told :rolleyes:)
     
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  4. Perfect4ths

    Perfect4ths Waiting for you to die ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew Polls Champion 2023

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    1st one: ROLFMAO!!!!! Drummers suck!

    2nd one: LFMAO!!! I love tube amps, my first and only choice.
     
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    Throbbn I'm only here for Phun! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers

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    Perfect4ths Waiting for you to die ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew Polls Champion 2023

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  7. J3scribe

    J3scribe we are devo BANNED ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Ten Years of Phun

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    I had a girlfriend who loved having her twat drenched in beer, or mixed drinks like margaritas, and getting licked, lapped and lunged into. It was good, messy fun! :naughty:
    It's a work of art. :p
     
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  8. 2001pm

    2001pm 2+2 is on my mind...

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    :mad:
     
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    I'm sorry, are you a drummer? Every band I have very been in has had one problem or another, and it's always been because of the drummer.
     
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    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    As the ad states.......two great tastes that taste great together! :naughty:
     
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    Throbbn I'm only here for Phun! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers

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    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    :lol: :lol:

    This ring a bell? :p

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    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Fucking delicious dude. :beerchug:
     
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    2001pm 2+2 is on my mind...

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    Mmmm hmmm... Do tell...
     
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    2001pm 2+2 is on my mind...

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    Seriously (and contrary to popular belief), the hardest good players to find for the average local band are:

    1) A great bass player
    2) A great drummer
     
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    Indeed! :p
     
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    The rhythm section is the most difficult, mainly because very few choose to play those instruments.

    And that's the problem with drummers, they are in high demand, they know it, and they jump from band to band looking for the next big thing, instead of sticking it out with the dudes he started with. IMO.
     
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