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Kelly Clarkson in jeans out & about in Sydney - not HQ, June 3

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by Kieks, Jun 3, 2009.

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  1. brothergrims

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    first of all referring to me as a Neanderthal really puts down that group of fine people
    second as far as the moron statement, are you attempting to state that my fact is not true, i dare say my friend that you must either be adolescent or very unexperienced with the way of females. let me explain for you.

    females are creatures of narcissism the likes of witch man can only guess at, they primp and dress depending on they're days plans, and always consider it an achievement if anyone comments on anything they have chosen to wear. This is becouse they psychologically have been brain washed to think that their looks are more important than anything, this works in our favor as I will now example for you.

    If the example female is slender has a great figure and cute little nose, wonderful tone to her voice and thick full hair, she is given better jobs, more opportunities and has to do far less to achieve success. sad but fact! oh you could argue it, but you would have to lie to find the counter point.

    If however our example is the fine plump hottie shown in this thread, even with her eminent success she is still alone in the bedroom with you, she still has to disrobe and meet your approval, she has the same insecurities and worries of a chick that works at the motor vehicle department. This slight lack of self confidence or insecurity means she is willing to do more to archive the same goals the hot big titty girl achieves.

    Simply put for someone with your intellect, the hot chick aint given you head, but the plump one will!.

    now, dont believe me, check it for yourself, i have enough, you take your happy ass off tot he night club, dress to impress, rent a suite, rent a nice car and flash about what i would guess to be two or three month worth of wages for you (and intend to spend it) you will soon find very very hot opportunists all over you, so take them home and try to do every naughty thing you can think of,. go for it. And then feel the pain as you get told NO over and over.
    Now, take your parents car to the supermarket, dress in your usual ripped surfer shorts and t-shirt that explains you political point of view on beer, and have about three real dollars in your pocket. Now find a slight plump but attractive chicky, best if she has a kid in tow. Now take her out on a date to the local burger king then off to the dollar theater and home for some lovins. When you drive her home at 10pm becouse her mom aint watchen that kid any longer than that, she will have cum in all three ports man, and you will be more sexually satisfied than you have ever been.

    but then again, im just a moron.
    by the way, yes i have tested this, i called it tuesday most of the time!

    TTFN as mel used to say. ;)
     
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  2. antounian

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    Your ignorance doesn't shock me. Any more stereotypes you want to throw out?
     
  3. laughingboy

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    Since i been goneeeeeee, she gained about 300 pounds...
    Since she been goneeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. mandy-fan

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    Nice
     
  5. brothergrims

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    stereo types
    its not a stereo type its a social placement thing, a simple hierarchy that says hot bitches dont have to!

    making what you've written the dumbest fucking thing ive read at phun so far. So congratulations for that.

    am i to assume that you have taken the time to systematically disprove what Ive said here already? or are you simply guessing your right becouse its the "Proper and respectable" thing to say.

    look child, its really simple, so ill do it even more simple for you
    people are predictable.
    if a dude is on fire, he wants to be put out.
    if a chick is heavy, has a kid and single she still wants loving, but her package is laking some bonus features, there for her self esteem will be low, and she will be willing to do more, with less attention to self respect than your hot chick. Ive dated strippers and pudgies, the pudgies put out in surplus, the strippers put out in accordance with your paycheck. Now, once you get to drinking age, go check it out, and let me know, until then dont disqualify the things i write becouse you think "Its the right thing to say!"

    and i have to assume that when Kelly gets in a room naked with a dude, she is no longer a pop idle but rather just a slightly pudgy midget that wants loving. simple.
     
  6. antounian

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    I don't have to disprove anything. I already know you are full of shit. "Hot bitches don't have to." That is profound. Really.
     
  7. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    Do you guys really need to go to great debates over this? You've had your opinion, just move on and forget it.
     
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    I think she looks just as hot as she has always been, nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones.
     
  9. readabk

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    Sorry, but yuck!
     
  10. brothergrims

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    well then who the fuck am I supposed to bitch at!
    thanks for taking all the fun out of it kieks

    good day sir!
     
  11. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    I just don't want it getting heated and me needing to wave the ban stick :)
     
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  12. MarkyMark1971

    MarkyMark1971 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Grims is good people!!!

    Put your stick away!!!;)
     
  13. brothergrims

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    thank you marky

    i know the rules, just having a bit of fun for no real good reason.

    sorry kieks, just to easy some times.
     
  14. starshot

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    I don't drink but I prefer that women have some curves and don't look like a stick twig that's all.
     
  15. TheDoctor2010

    TheDoctor2010 I am the man in the box

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    I got to admit I'd do her rotten. ;)
     
  16. WILL2KILL

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    If she stops here, I could still get myself to do the deed, but anything more will require booze and no vision.
     
  17. Damnit ¯|¯ÕÐÐ

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    these are fake, right??
     
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