Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Says the person with more than twice as many posts as me

 

after 5 years

 

That was a nice late lunch.

 

I've done 99% of mine in less than 5 months

Since it snowed, the burrito guy won't come today...no food for Mile until I go home

 

Aww...
There's no food to get at all where you work?

 

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?p=4293293#post4293293

so you admit your the spammer mile

 

Just a lousy vending machine

Not me

 

You're all spammers!

 

i have nothing meaningful or important to post.

might get my haircut after work

 

am not :28:

 

BBL, gonna eat something now and watch The Big Bang Theory!!

 

Will we get to see pictures?

 

Fixed :thumbs:

 

Bis dann, mah!

 

Later mah0ne!

 

probably not

 

ok mah laters

 

brb

 

Getting closer and closer to 130K!

 

A little old man was walking down the street one afternoon, when he saw a woman with perfect breasts. He said to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!" she replied, and kept walking away. He turned around, ran around the block and got to the corner before she did. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asked again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the little old man ran around the next block and faced her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!" She thought about it for a while and said, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars...; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he saw them, he grabbed them and started caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them. The woman finally got annoyed and asked, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah," said the little old man ... "Costs too much!”