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How To Make A Telemarketer Go Away

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy
and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have
to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my
bankruptcy?"

 

Howdy pm

:shock: we're not?????

Cool, I'll see if it's on Netflix.

 

Another conspiracy not true !

 

Damn, how does Montreal end up with the 27th!?

 

I've heard it's great & it's on Hulu I think, but I never have time to watch (well, I do have time but I use it to )

 

DC!

great to see ya.

 

Hi D$


2. If you get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to
their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll
need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do
laundry, shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum
waits for you to get your credit card.

 

Don't you start too

 

3. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to
know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care
these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my
eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the
sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.

 

D$

 

4. If the person says he's Joe Doe from the ABC Company, ask him to spell
his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is
located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company
for as long as necessary.

5. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is
Julie and I'm with Dodger & Peck Services.... You: "Hang on a second."
(few seconds pause) "Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?"

 

Long time no scream D$

 

Boston has 2 in the top 15

 

6. Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Julie!!
Is this really you? I can't believe it! Julie, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully,
this will give Julie a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure
out where the heck she could know you from.

7. Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep
an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if you
can keep going until they hang up.

 

Hej Dirty !

... some well spoken words there today !

 

8. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends
plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any
friends...would you be my friend?"

9. If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat
blood or HUMAN blood, chicken blood too?"

 

glad this work week is almost over.