Lindsay Lohan in court attends her Probation Hearing in Los Angeles - 7/6/10, adds

"The lap dance is always better when the stripper is cryin'"

 

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STUPID
I HATE AMERICA

FREEDOM FOR LINDSAY

 

So beautyfull, but so imbecil.

 

True, however, I bet she could work out how to spell 'beautiful' and 'imbecilic' in less that 5 years

I wonder if these girls are ever going to realise just how fucking stupid they look with that 'trout pout'?

Listen up ladies! Jolie can pull it off because its natural...everyone else just looks like a pleb

 

lol wtf?

She got off easy.

Random people off the street can't rob someone's car and go on a drug infested joy ride, and then spend the next 2 years fucking up and mocking the legal system, only to appear in court with fuck you paint job for the judge, and ONLY get 90 days.

It was hilarious watching the verdict come in. She just learned that she can't keep fucking up and getting off the hook. She looked like a spoiled 16 year old.

Bitch couldn't even go a few days without setting off her SCRAM bracelet.

 

One of the worst acting jobs I've ever witnessed: "I missed some of my alcohol classes because I was working with children". I nearly snarfed my cola out my nose from laughing so hard when I heard her say this in court. Truly hilarious. :smashfreakB:

 

Funnier still is that I left off about 50 other stupid things she's done recently, like miss her recent court date. Driving on a suspended license, etc.. I don't even follow this stuff, but it happens on a daily basis.

She was LUCKY to begin with. She was out free, but spent the last 2 years with her daily fuck ups. Anyone one who did what she did would have gotten a few years in jail. She'd be free too if she compiled with the conditions.

How stupid do you have to be to mock your own judge while she's deciding your sentence? She probably spent all morning bragging about how she's go in there, cry a bit, pose for the 'fuck off' pictures, and then walk out and go back to her party.

Instead she got 30 days for each of the 3 charges, and another 90 days in an inpatient rehab facility. You aren't going to see her for 6 months!

How do you think that appeal is going to go when the judge sees that fuck you manicure?

"Sorry judge, I couldn't attend my hearing because I was busy blowing you off at Cannes, and being photographed with lines of coke on a mirror."

 

She's in trouble, no doubt - but you just know that there are many people who hope she falls on such hard times that she turns to porn when her sentence is done. Not that I'm one of them.

 

"It's OK I'm Lindsay Lohan I'll use my power of celebrity to get out of this"
-Spreads arms wide-
-Her power fails-
Any normal person would have been tossed into prison a long time ago.
How she even passes as a celebrity these days is beyond me.
I hope she doesn't get the nice prisoners that Martha Stewart met in prison.
I hope they make this cunt their bitch!

 

Martha went to prison. Lindsey's stay in jail will likely be a short 2 to 3 week vacation by comparison. Perhaps less.

 

I liked the part where she got sent to prison. she's fuckin stupid and finally gets what she deserves. obviously the hour and a half she spent there last time didn't quite hit home so she keeps fuckin round doin whatever she wants. maybe she'll take more notice of this sentence!

 

Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Courthouse After Being Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail

 

Yeah, but it'd be pseudo lez porn and that's boring as shit. I need to see her in some kind of blowbang with a basketball team before she can be forgiven for her sins to sex. Ronson? GTFO.

Though, part of me hopes she gets in a fight in jail and ends up shanking half a dozen people to death so we don't have to see the razzi fawn over her constantly doing fuck all. I love how she is always referred to over here as the 'Mean Girls star'. Mean Girls was six fucking years ago, she makes Paris Hilton look like a workaholic

 

She has to turn herself in on July the 20th. Will she?

After all the nonsense she wrote on Twitter....

 

I wish ill to no one so I'm not gloating over the 90 days.

OK I lied....

And those rubber duck lips look odd....

 

LMFAO!

Lindsay's not too worried - she doesn't even know how big a number 90 is because she never passed Grade Four math. Somebody should tell her its three months, or to put it in her vernacular "270 packs of smokes, 180 bottles of Jack, 900 sets of leggings, 45 highballs, 90 grams of coke, 60 paying johns, and 45 three-way sex sessions". Then she might begin to get a clue. :lol2:

 

There's some mean girls waiting for LiLo in jail.