Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

I hope he doesn't rupture something. Eek.

 

Alright, just hit the 5k mark and off to bed now. Fuck, got to wake up in 6 hours already...

G'night Dreamy! :image28:

 

*The Poopie List*​

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

 

Congrats!! Nighty night!

 

fucking hell that was too damn funny

 

What? The Poopie List?

 

yup

 

I'm back. I went and laid down. :snoozey:

 

lol Yea, the first time I read it I was cracking up and my mom asked what I was laughing at. So she read it and was crying she was laughing so hard. She printed it out and put it in the bathroom in our truck shop The guys got a kick out of it!

 

Sorry, was off for a moment.

 

Hi!

 

Hi! Now I'm going to read the List.

 

if you want to see something really cool

watch this

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?p=4521504#post4521504

 

Damn. Now I have to poopie.

 

dookie

 

26°C right now at 12:32 am. Don't ask me why I can't sleep... plus I've some difficulties to breathe...

 

you can't sleep cause of all the Pepsi you drink

 

I don't drink Pepsi but M.Dew... Also used to sleep a bit this afternoon but the temp affects me a lot...