Chelsea Handler - topless screencaps from her audition / sextape x3MQ tags, adds

couse she has nice tits,
see attached photos.

 

Both of them. :tongue: :boobies:

Well played, sir. :thumbsup:

 

i read somewhere that the tape is about to be leaked, though the leaked screenshots kind of make that obvious

 

i'd let her have sex with me but only if she'd stfu!

 

Would that have been in the original post?

 

this tape better fucking come out. i'm still crying after finding out leighton meester's tape was a hoax.

 

It is well-known in the industry that she was sleeping with the head of ComCast, the parent company of E! Network where she had a previous show (which was cancelled), and currently has a show entitled Chelsea Lately.

Makes me wonder if the dude in the vid is the head of ComCast. *scratches head*

She is not even remotely popular, nor funny--the video is proof of how talentless broads get work in LA.

Personally, from the neck down she is attractive, but from the neck up she looks 10-15 years older. And that voice is like nails on a bloody chalkboard.

Now, if the universe were truly kind, we Phunners would be getting an authentic sextape of Sofia Vergara!! 8)

 

no, I was too busy looking at the pictures in the OP to see that there were words also

 

let me put a different light on this
if you had a chance to hang with her, chelsie handler and her lame jokes and dull peronality
or hang with say
i dont know some one real funny all the time

hmmmmmm
Kevin smith and jayson mewes

would you pick the fat dude in the over coat or
the semi hot chick with the bid tits and the very realistic possibility she will get drunk and ask you to "fuck her, but dont mean anything by it."

 

I would bang the orange off of an inebriated Snooki before I even thought about random acts of carnality with that--that thing.

Hey, jesus christ...if you like her then walk over water to ask her on a date.

 

How do I get on the giving end of that comedy sketch - as opposed to the receiving end?

 

Since she is the comedienne, she would be giving the joke. Does that mean that you want to be fucked by that guy? lol

 

i never was so happy to be wrong!!!

 

first let me start by saying,
snooki really, you would nail that oompaloompa before Chelsie,
may i remind you that Chelsie is a very open sort of person, she holds nothing back, if she wants it, then she says she wants it, snooki on the other hand would make you wonder if your even with her becouse half way through she would be texting some other guy and two of her girlfriends about what a bitch the third girl is being about her getting boned at the moment
second may i say, Chelsie has very nice tits, and i like tits. not that im only about them but i also think that Chelsie wouldn't mind swallowing a bit of jizz to make the night seem a little special would snooks, may let me nut in her huge fucking mouth, but then she'll jump up and run off so she can spit it in that bitch's face she was texting about.
and third the whole walking on water thing, yea i know jesus christ walked on water, but he was a god and im simply a man, i would however do just about anything to spend a naked night with handler, oh i want that freaky blond tart to suckle upon my wiener.

anyway, i digress, ill pause here for your rebuttal....

 

This line of text spoke to my heart.

 

I dont mind if snookie is texting while im banging her. Ill pull it out and drop a load in her crooked eyes and be on my way. I would need to go get the stank off my hang low anyway.

 

It is well-known in the industry that she was sleeping with the head of ComCast, the parent company of E! Network where she had a previous show (which was cancelled), and currently has a show entitled Chelsea Lately.

that's actually false. the head of Comcast lives in Philadelphia because that's where Comcast was created and where they have their HQ. Her boyfriend was Ted something who is the head of E! and she's talked about that all the time when they were dating. They dated for several years. She broke up with him earlier this year.