The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I've noticed I can work better with the Mac version of MS Paint (Paintbrush).

 

Tobias: Aww c'mon don't leave your uncle teabag hangin'

George Michael: Please, don't call yourself that.

 

Whatever gets the work done,

 

Rita: You are really quite a man, Michael.

Michael: You really think so?

Rita: Oh, yes. You are a complete and utter *bleep*.

Narrator: I can't believe we had to bleep that. It would've been such a nice moment.

 

Affectionate appreciation would get the work done even faster. :28:

 

Is Tobias the pervert one?

 

Finish it by Monday and I'll hump your brains out.

He's a latent homosexual.

 

Maeby: That's got to bother you, huh Dad? I mean, she's flirting right in front of you.

Tobias: Hmm? Oh, no. I am surprised though that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we?

Maeby: I think you just did.

Tobias: No I didn't.

 

Michael: (about the basket) Why don't you take this? I don't have anyone to go with anyway.

Tobias: Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? "Where's Tobias?!" "Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in..." Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate ...

Michael: I didn't mean with me. I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact, why don't you let me ask her for you?

Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.

Michael: Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.

 

So you identify with him?

 

:-|

 

Yeah, I know. It's shocking.

 

I think I'm going to start watching it this weekend. All those quotes make me giggle already.
(Plus, Jason Bateman is cute. I could masturbate a few times, too.)

 

I'm not gay!

 

Dave Attell: (referring to Tobias) If that man is straight, then I am sober.

 

So is Portia De Rossi.

 

Barry: That's why I want to settle...I'm not "super prepared".

Gob: Well, we did have sex...and I'm not a great liar.

Narrator: Both things he just said were lies.

 

I liked her in Ally McBeal.

 

I didn't know she was on that.

 

I didn't know she was a lesbian until a year or so ago!