Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Exactly !

 

Tried to watch this one with FF .... still video is stopping and hacking ... but sound is ok !

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=212546&page=160&p=6823622&viewfull=1#post6823622

 

Laters Merlin

 

try this

[video=youtube;et-RT1INf7c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-RT1INf7c[/video]

when I'm playing it in a smaller player it's a lot smoother

 

Hang on ... need to start FF ! ;-)

 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life.
The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."
So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."


Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

 

Nope !

Using FF, not logged in and it is just not keeping up to the sound !

 

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?'
'My wife's.
''What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men..
'Can I borrow the dog?'
The man replied, 'Get in line.'

 

No problem

 

that's strange

 

One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church.
Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!"
Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest.
She said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do."
The priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?"
The priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception."
The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast.
Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles."
The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door.
Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet.
His mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"

 

Jepp !

 

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'

She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"

After a couple of days Dave walks again into that bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!
She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'

She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here.
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said "It's either screw or swim!"

She pulled down her pants and..... She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick! ... and I can't swim Dave! I can't swim!"

 

I have even uninstalled FF and reinstalled it ... no change !

 

Well, off to bed !

Take care you all !

 

I have disabled all the addons too, but it didn't help either

 

God natt Magge..


and I really have to go to bed now too,7.5 hours is all I'm gonna get form this night.
Goodnight

 

Tried it with IE or Chrome ?

 

God natt Magge and TO