Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

I love their tuna salad, and I'm addicted to the spicy Italian.

 

Are you a mod or a civilian tonight, Scribe?

 

Their Tuna is one of a favs also.....

 

Five-dollar pizza and five-dollar subs are giving the competition a run for their money.

 

Off the clock at the moment. I'm gonna tune in to Castle shortly so all internet stuff will be suspended, then I'll be back. It's so slow tonight there isn't much to mod anyway.

I could easily live on tuna fish.

 

Off the clock at the moment. I'm gonna tune in to Castle shortly so all internet stuff will be suspended, then I'll be back. It's so slow tonight there isn't much to mod anyway.

I could easily live on tuna fish.

 

I think the subs loaded with veggies are healthier than the pizzas......

 

What's unhealthy about a pizza?

 

A lot of carbs and a lot of fat.......

 

Uh-oh. The Pizza vs. Sub Debate!

 

You forget PM, I don't argue.....

 

LMAO I'm not gonna get into that one either. (Maybe I'll look it up on the Internet later tonight, though!)

 

Of course, it would depend on what's in the sub and what's on the pizza.

 

Everything in moderation my friend.

No debate, pizza rules!

 

Of course.....a pint of regular mayonnaise would definitely increase the fat content and percentage.

 

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,

"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, “What do you do for a living?"

"I'm an assassin. A hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

"Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the
other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window."

"Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too!!!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here..."

 

I always use mayo.

 

And I never do...

 

And, I am off to bed.....good night gentlemen.

 

Adios Thore.