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Celebrities - Big ass or Slim ass ?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Extra' started by Smoopy, Feb 12, 2015.

  1. haydaddict

    haydaddict Smiley King ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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  2. YZEATER

    YZEATER Ten Years of Phun

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    That is nice^.

    I like all asses. Its why I'm here.
     
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  3. Fapuccino

    Fapuccino Make peace with your gods ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    A Kate Beckinsale-sized ass is just the right size.

    But there's a good margin either way before it's too fat or too skinny.
     
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  4. Starling73

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    So, just to give us a frame of reference, who is the median ass?
    Where does the line between "big" and "trim" go?
     
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  5. Bad Robot

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    A well shaped posterior is good, especially with wide hips. Butt sometimes things can go too far... So I will pick trim.
     
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  6. firerider

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    Could the asses in question get on all fours in front of us. For a proper comparison.
     
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  7. invisibl

    invisibl 15 Year Member

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    Gotta be a big ass. But not so big that it looks out of proportion with the rest of the body...can't look unnatural. And too small is just boring and doesn't do it for me
     
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  8. Emperor

    Emperor 15 Year Member

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    why the fuck is it called "trim" ass?
     
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  9. invisibl

    invisibl 15 Year Member

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    Now we just need to see your wife's ass! You listed compared it to 2 of the best asses in Hollywood!
     
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  10. Ramsfan

    Ramsfan Saved By Zero ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Phun Kings

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    Who is this?
     
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  11. gpap

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    Going by the file name, it's Elena Chernyavskaya. No idea who that is though.
     
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  12. 6942karl

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    I have to agree with Sensational on this one - proportion and shape with respect to the rest of the body does make a huge difference. A women who is 5'1 can have great ass if it fits her body type and a conversely a women who is 5'10 will naturally have a bigger butt than her shorter counterpart but if it is proportion to her body then it fits. I always go by the rule of thumb that a women's ass width should match the wdith of the shoulders. I personally like a butt that is firm and is in proportion to the rest of her body (ideally you could bounce a quarter off them...lol) .

    As I guy who has been married for a long, long time I am fortunate to have a women who's ass still looks better than most 20 year olds (she works on it). When I look back at all the girls who I thought had a great butt when they were young they ended up with Kim K asses within ten years - shortly followed by a gunt, thick middle and boobs that reached their belly buttons. I told my son, never get distracted by a women's breasts - they can go saggy and they are for feeding kids - but if a women can keep her ass in shape the rest will follow ( sort of like men with their bellies) And make sure you check out the mom - the genes are king.

    So I am sometimes amazed that some of the younger ladies with what I would call 'big" asses get all kinds of comments when I just want to say 'meh' - go for it now because it is the best that it is going to ever look - your next post will be on Phun showing how bad you now look in track pants in some Walmart isle. One only has to look at some of the more 'mature' actresses who still get rave reviews and have asses that are still in proportion to the rest of their body.

    So count me in as one of those who prefer a propotional, fit ass (regardles of age and stretch marks) to some of the absurd butts that seem to be the rage - check in in 10 years to see what they look like then.

    As a final thought - I propose that butts should be rated like body armour - ie it can stop a 38 cal, 5.56 mm, etc. If a women when she is lying down on her stomach has a CBBS (cock block butt stop) of more than 6 inches, most average males won't be able to get to anywhere close to the 'honey' - at best they they will be working the butt crack sweat.

    Sorry for this lenghty reply ( I haven't written this much in any other post - must be the beer ;) ) but as a self proclaimed ass man and rosebud lover I just couldn"t resist commenting. In the end it is only my opinion and as always "different strokes for differnt folks" - but my bottom line would be, just make sure you can 'stroke' through the CBBS.

    BTW - great post and awesome comments!
     
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  13. Smoopy

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    Great comment karl

    Another example: Now Minka's ass - Big, Trim, in between, or something specific?

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  14. Spiderswims

    Spiderswims I'm too old for this shit Staff Member SENIOR MODERATOR ♔♔♔♔♔ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Poll Wizard! Gayest Member

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    I think I would call her ass perfect.
     
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    A lot of great comments, but you must have been typing a loooong time.
    Don't keep all of this stuff bottled up. Post more often and shorter messages. Most of the guys here have the attention span of a squirrel.
     
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    Hilary does have a great "duff".
     
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    We are going to be great friends :yup:
     
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  20. Fapuccino

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    More perfect-sized ass from Kate Beckinsale . . . :yumyum:

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