Fappening 2016

I am just curious if it wouldn't be better to just lock this thread until there's signs of it happening....

granted, at this point even if it were to happen it would be fappening 2017 anyways so a new thread would likely be the best way to go...

 

The kids seem to enjoy playing in it.

 

I can't be the only one who thinks this thread should be deleted...

 

I said this all three or four pages back, but the mods enjoy watching members lose their minds over this far too much..... Those of us who don't care one way or the other; mostly because most of any leaks are of people we in the UK have never heard of; will just sit back & laugh along with them.......:2cent:

 

Alternatively, it'll be nothing but UK tabloid models named "Blimo Ziplops" or "Fanny McDaniels" or people who have no claim to fame whatsoever.

"OMGZ YOUSE GUISE CHECK OUT THIS FAPPENING LEAK OF PAGE 78 TOLLBOOTH GIRL GLOMMY DIXON!1!1!1"

 

This thread should be hermetically sealed until the day comes that photos of someone at LEAST as famous as Emma Stone are released, and in those photos, Emma Stone is inserting a ripe banana into her asshole while dancing to old Rolling Stones songs.

Because that would signal that Fappening 2.0 is, indeed, "back on". Until then, this whole thread is a red herring.

 

Oddly specific requirements.

 

I think you'll find that it all these new US born actresses & models who have all the strange ass names... Not the British ones. ? It's almost like they're all competing to see who can come up with the weirdest name of them all.... Too many too list, but you know the sort of names I mean...

 

That's just cruel bro.
The reason we're cynical is because we don't want to get our hopes dashed again.
Unfortunately I'm an eternal optimist or in other words a chronic fool.
If anyone does have some communique with anyone who might hack/leak let them know some of us are interested in mature celebs as well ie. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Aniston, Rhona Mitra, Kate Winslet etc

 

*Translated* i had a few sets during the original fappening and still do but its mostly z-listers so i'll do what i'm famously known for on vola and certain chatovod rooms but vaguely hint there is still stuff out there and i know lots about it just to stir up a hornets nest on phun trolololol

Fixed that for you

 

The only way this thread will go away is if it's renounced thrice on top of the big hill outside of the village while spinning clockwise under the full moon.

 

How long before someone asks 120 to confirm the existence of a celebs set?

 

Or if I close it. However, if people want to speculate endlessly on when new leaks will occur, what do I care?

Yeah, because you're such a highly sought after criminal mastermind.

 

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace sounds like a headmistress at a boarding school in the year 1875. Not a bikini model.

 

Practice, my boy, practice.

*preens*

 

But Aisleyne (pronounced ash-lean) isn't any kind of bikini model??? She is a woman who appeared on British Big Brother; who thought she was a gangster, though only a plastic one; did a couple of semi-nude photo shoots back when we had both Zoo & Nuts as weekly lads mags, then vanished back into obscurity.

If you want names of proper real glamour models from the UK, here go with a few..... Rosie Jones, Mellisa Clarke, Melissa Debling, Joey Fisher, Holly Peers, Amy Green, Stacey Poole ..... See; no oddball names among them..

 

This thread is so last year

 

It's retro.

 

A thousand internets to you.

A thousand and one.

 

Seems like we got a bunch of new content again? Certainly stuff I haven't seen. New Videos from Erin Heatgerton, Wailana Geisen, Emily Didonato, and Emily Browning... and maybe some others.