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INSTA Emily Ratajkowski - Getting her butt oiled - March 25, 2018

Discussion in 'Celebrity Extra' started by Da' Pimp, Mar 26, 2018.

  1. Da' Pimp

    Da' Pimp ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ Power Poster

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    mmikehunt ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Sarcastic Sumbitch

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    I want that job.
    I would pay them to let me have that job.
     
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    After this, she gets her jugs waxed.
     
  4. Kalamity

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    "professional celebrity butt oiler
    not afraid to get my hands dirty
    You'll be satisfied in the end. Guaranteed"

    You can use this as an ad
    Ya never know what might happen
     
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  5. J3scribe

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    I don't think I could do that with a straight face. I'd be grinning ear to ear.
     
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  6. Emperor

    Emperor 15 Year Member

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    and here I sit at my desk, 8 hours a week, staring at numbers and shit on my pc....
     
  7. essential

    essential Evil wakes in vengeance,be careful what you choose ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    jesus what a job must be hard
     
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    arandomguy Ten Years of Phun

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    Butt wrangler?
     
  11. Bush sucks

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    But you have your dignity Emperor!!!

    <sarcasm>
     
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  12. mmikehunt

    mmikehunt ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Sarcastic Sumbitch

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    I know mine would. My left hand would be rubbing the oil on her,
    and my right hand would be :wank:.
     
  13. firerider

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    Why isn't that job posted on Linkedin?
     
  14. Emperor

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    damn right I have!
    *goes under the desk and cries*
     
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