Taylor Swift - belly button pics backstage with fans June 2018

With fans backstage during her current world tour.

 

I would like to drink tequila shots out of Taylor's belly button. I wont say what I'd like to lick the salt off of, it's too obvious.

 

I don't think it's too obvious... 3 words came to mind immediately : vagina (generally), clitoris (specifically) and butthole. I can't rest until you finish that thought.

 

She looks soooooo much better in her backstage pics than she does in the actual concert ones.

 

I was going to go with nipples but it seems so inadequate now...

 

Wait- wha??? That's like walking into the Bunny Ranch and saying, "Hey, they have snow cones!"

 

Shoelaces?

 

Definitely 1st guess and 2nd guess would get a proper good go but I'd swap your 3rd guess for Paul Cristopher's suggestion.

 

She looks good, but notice how she's so much closer to the women and almost like the men in the photos aren't there?

Maybe a combination of both her sexual assault ordeal and the long-held rumours of her being gay.

 

I too think she's bi. Remember that IG of Swift in her own bed, that Cara Delevingne posted months ago, implying that she slept with her. She was close to Karlie as well.

 

Fair enough. I can rest now

 

I think it's just easier, 'safer', and more comfortable for them to be closer with women in those situations.

 

Oh, not, not bisexual. The rumour is that she's absolutely 100% a lesbian and that her "boyfriends" have been careful career moves to take the heat off her sexuality (which is a shame, imagine the support for her and her LGBT fans if she came out). IIRC, after the photos of her and Karlie Kloss making out at a club came out, Taylor had a series of guys she was allegedly dating, but it's always been said that she and Karlie are definitely very in love. Karlie at the moment is playing girlfriend to a closeted guy, supposedly. Plus the rumour of Taylor wanting to sleep with Camila Cabello on her recent tour.

She's very much "women-only", if the gossip sites are to be believed.

 

If she would have me, I'd consider a sex change.

 

I'm loving the theorycrafting in this thread. Suddenly a few other threads are becoming much clearer as I see how committed some people are to a compelling little conspiracy theory.

Can the next one be about Selena Gomez being the Winter Soldier?

 

Brah, look at dem cheeks! She's clearly Squirrel Girl.

 

I mean, if Crazy Days And Nights and other gossip sites claim she's a fictional character, perhaps...

 

Jesus, could you have picked a less reliable online tabloid shitrag...? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you were unquestioningly going by whatever TMZ spluttered.

I suppose it's true: better to stay silent and have the world think you an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

An historic rare sighting of "TSwiftus Bellybuttonicus".