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Amy Winehouse heading to London Clinic with cigarette - tagged, Jan 16

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by Kieks, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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  2. Redwing1

    Redwing1 LOW LIFE ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    What an absolute piece of fucking garbage....
     
  3. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    I'm taking odds here:

    10 - 1 herpes
    5 - 1 hep C
    1 - 1 psychotic bitch
     
  4. tool

    tool

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    just plain fucking nuts
     
  5. paulsworld

    paulsworld In your mom's toy drawer

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    [​IMG]

    How about that nasty coin slot? Any takers?
     
  6. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Coochieness

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    I'm seriously beginning to question my sanity for continuing to subject myself to these threads. :(
     
  7. TKA1

    TKA1 has erectile dysphunction

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    ok everbody, do this now:

    imagine what the inside of those ballet shoes smell like.

    i think she's been wearing the same pair for a year everywhere.
     
  8. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Coochieness

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    I'd rather spread my taint cheese on a cracker and eat it.
     
  9. TKA1

    TKA1 has erectile dysphunction

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    i'd rather lick your taint.

    i can honestly say i'd rather fuck most of you than her, guys included (especially you know who... mr. sexy melon).
     
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  10. paulsworld

    paulsworld In your mom's toy drawer

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    First, let me say that your comment about Caveman's taint almost made me gag. Seriously. Second, I want in on that Melon Sex Train. I have a lubed up rolling pin and and a cute little helicopter hat all set and ready to go.
     
  11. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Coochieness

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    what's wrong with my taint? :lol:
     
  12. paulsworld

    paulsworld In your mom's toy drawer

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    I'm sure your taint is awesome Caveman, but the thought of TKA putting his tongue on it affected me in ways I can't fully describe.

    I blame my fucked up imagination.
     
  13. TKA1

    TKA1 has erectile dysphunction

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    mmm yeah captain could pull up his caveman gown thing and whoot there it is. :p

    in all honesty, i would almost definitely lick a clean man's taint before i licked amy winehouse anywhere. you know how i know that? bc when i write about licking a man't taint, nothing happens, and when i write about licking amy, i make this "gonna puke" face while i type. true story.

    btw, i love the helicopter hat idea. rolling pin is great too, but we need a lubeless one and we're all set.

    and one last thing, just truly imagine what her feet smell like after being those ballet shoes all day. you know she doesn't wash them (feet or shoes). i remember when they were new and all pink. i bet she has these gross long toe nails with cheesey brown substances under them, and the nails are kinda yellow, and in between her toes is a white creamy funk... ok my work here is done.
     
  14. paulsworld

    paulsworld In your mom's toy drawer

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    Damn, we might need to run that lubeless thing by Melon. The last thing I'd ever want to do is hurt him. . .:D
     
  15. TKA1

    TKA1 has erectile dysphunction

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    he's kinda loose. using lube on him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
     

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