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What every girlfriend should abide by

Discussion in 'Model Forum' started by Rick Steele, Feb 1, 2008.

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  1. Rick Steele

    Rick Steele

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    SSA, Harvest Moon and SSC all the time??? What is it?"

    An SSA is a Shit Stained Asshole. Same with a Harvest-Moon.

    "An SSA? Really? Girls have SSA's?

    HELL YES they do! Like cunt hair, it's a "growing" problem in America.
    An SSA CAN smell something awful and should be dealt with ASAP!!

    Let me show you what a clean, anal-ready fuckhole looks like on a slunt...

    Here we have a lovely euro-beauty who is an an exemplorary specimen of a bitch
    that wipes her asshole properly , and knows how to keep it clean and shaved.

    THIS is the standard your stupid g/f or lazy wife should adhere to. The bar has been set...


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    Then down here, we have a hot sexy SLUNT that looks like she sat on an ice cream sandwich!
    She's got everything happening, except she doesn't know how to keep her asshole clean!!
    This is always such a disappointing moment.
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    We owe it to these human toilet's to let them know what is up with their assholes.

    Next time you fuck a local cum-bubble in your town, be sure to check and see if
    there is any browning or possible shit-staining or harvest mooning by the asshole.
    If there is, tell her immediately and send her into the bathroom to wash it out.

    Always say NO to SSA....always.
     
    Rick Steele, Feb 1, 2008
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  2. Rick Steele

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Rick Steele, Feb 1, 2008
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  3. Rick Steele

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    I have really gotten into spreading bitches asses open.
    At first they freak out, but then decide they like it, and that it's dirty.
    Once they get past their self-esteem issues, they usually want a cock in their ass.

    This is how I feel lately....
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    These are high quality NON-SSA's.
    You find one of these, you hold on to it as long as possible...
     
    Rick Steele, Feb 1, 2008
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  4. luvboobs

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    Man, I like the way you operate! Cheers. Great pics by the way.
     
    luvboobs, Feb 1, 2008
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  5. Rick Steele

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    thank you sir, just like to speak the truth
     
    Rick Steele, Feb 1, 2008
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  6. S-type

    S-type Que sera, sera. Staff Member ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member

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    Natural dark skin pigmentation around the anus or the vulva does not equate to a personal hygiene problem!
     
    S-type, Feb 1, 2008
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  7. Rick Steele

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    They have great anal bleach to get rid of this problem

    check out pinkcheeks
     
    Rick Steele, Feb 1, 2008
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  8. S-type

    S-type Que sera, sera. Staff Member ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member

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    Poor personal hygiene can be a problem, but defining harmless natural skin pigmentation as a problem is something else!
     
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  9. HoustonTexan

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    shitstained or not, those assholes are HOT!
     
    HoustonTexan, Feb 1, 2008
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  10. tool

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    nothing worse than an ssa :(
     
    tool, Feb 1, 2008
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  11. mr.nad

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    Wow!

    I'm guessing you are joking and don't actually believe the rubbish you've written.

    What happened to you? Maybe you should talk to someone about it?

    Drop the hate, and learn to love assholes of every colour.

    Mr. Nad :confused:
     
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  12. trex7

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    You said Slunt! Hahaha lol!:lol:
     
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  13. CyrusDaVirus

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    wow. a photo essay. learned something today.
     
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  14. freakjsl

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    Rick- Why don't you show us your asshole?
     
    freakjsl, Feb 2, 2008
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  15. PEE-ZEE

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    Put the microscope down and get a girlfriend dumbass!
     
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  16. Ramsfan

    Ramsfan Saved By Zero ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER! Phun Kings

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    He does. ;)
     
    Ramsfan, Feb 2, 2008
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  17. Rick Steele

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    I agree that they are hot either way, but there are solutions to get them taken care off
     
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  18. Rick Steele

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    Well I am not sure people would want to see that my friend... I doubt many on the board want to see a man ass
     
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  19. Rick Steele

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    Well my wife has a girlfriend, so I guess I have a wife and a girlfriend....
     
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  20. Rick Steele

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    thank you sir
     
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