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Paris Hilton Is Now A Doll

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by JayHoo, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. JayHoo

    JayHoo Etpäs ymmärrä ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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  2. salitio

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  3. She's beyond stupid, but she's so dumb that she's almost come full circle and become intelligent. Only she can become a celebrity for doing absolutely NOTHING.
     
  4. spiderswims

    spiderswims I'm too old for this shit ♔♔♔♔♔ 15 Year Member Power Poster Poll Wizard! Gayest Member Phun Award Holder

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    I'd fuck that doll before putting my dick anywhere near here actual snatch.
     
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  5. slerby

    slerby Hank Moody rules Ten Years of Phun

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    someone once approached her about making a blow up doll of her for people like Captain Caveman to use. she said no. too bad Captain my Captain.
     
  6. redrash

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    wish it was a voodoo doll.
     
  7. dakotaspirit

    dakotaspirit 15 Year Member

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    That is not a Paris Hilton Doll , it is a doll that is "styled by Paris Hilton' as stated on the front of the box. Besides, if it was a Paris Hilton Doll , it would also have a toy camcorder to film her romps with GI Joe , Ken , and any doll under the sun.
     
  8. sagscout

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    It's the end of the world as we know it...
     
  9. angelsden

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    Yeah she is stupid but i would fuck her in an instant
     
  10. vilecomfort

    vilecomfort Kill 'Em All!

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    Hah on the local radio station in Boston, they had this scummy fat kid do a phone interview with her. This is the transcription:
    Adolpho: Hey, Paris, hows it goin?
    Paris: Hey...
    Adolpho: So... ive seen your vagina...
    Paris: ::click::

    best interview with her ive seen/heard yet!
     
  11. Dr. Bombay

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    Brilliant. Just the role model little girls should look up to: America's Most Famous Cocksucker.
     
  12. spiderswims

    spiderswims I'm too old for this shit ♔♔♔♔♔ 15 Year Member Power Poster Poll Wizard! Gayest Member Phun Award Holder

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    C'mon sir, Monica Lewinsky has to be the most famous cocksucker ever.
     
  13. FaTaL

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    does the video come with it?
     
  14. Dr. Bombay

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    Could be. But there was no video of her actually working a cock.

    (Outside of the one I'm sure Clinton has, I mean.)
     
  15. Tatsu

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    It's not actually her.

    It says "styled by Paris Hilton". The doll itself is not her.
     
  16. PostIt

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    just like paris, the doll comes with no panties
     
  17. sirmartinfrobisher

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    I shudder to imagine Paris "styling" a doll
     
  18. kryglik

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    funny, can i buy it europe?
     
  19. Walks Alone

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    haha thats funny
    I guess she has to make money somehow
    guess the video is not doing to well
     
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