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Paris Hilton looking good (seriously) whilst promoting her new fragrance 5/15

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by Salty Longshanks, May 15, 2008.

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  1. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    I don't care what you bastards say, whilst wearing a body condom, I'd make sweet love to Paris for 3-5 minutes. :p
    Enjoy! ;)

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    Salty Longshanks, May 15, 2008
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  2. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Damn you, Salty. Now my penis is all confused.......
     
    arespilgrim, May 15, 2008
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  3. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    LOL....Methinks you, and your penis were confused long before I posted these pics my man! LOL :p
     
    Salty Longshanks, May 15, 2008
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  4. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    [​IMG]

    "Paris, it's your birthday, Happy Birthday Paris..."

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    Billy Sastard, May 15, 2008
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  5. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    Kieks, May 15, 2008
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  6. Handbanana

    Handbanana moderate extremist

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    she can look really hot when she tries...
     
    Handbanana, May 16, 2008
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  7. ns4w

    ns4w VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
    ns4w, May 16, 2008
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  8. X-Spectre

    X-Spectre Veni, Vidi, Veni

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    I'm wondering just what Paris' fragrance IS....
    My guess would be week old tuna with just a hint of cottage cheese.
    :D
     
    X-Spectre, May 16, 2008
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  9. imahobo

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    She needs a facial.
     
    imahobo, May 16, 2008
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  10. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Oh young noob, (I mean no offense).......you, and I would both tap that like a stolen keg of Schlitz. (you may be too young to remember that beer as well :()
    So let's dispense with teh pleasantries, and be honest.....she looks beautiful.
    Even though we all know, she gives shit head, I, and you would like to be able to tell our friends that we mounted her, and have photographic proof of said encounter. ;) (which, as we know she'd be up for)
     
    Salty Longshanks, May 16, 2008
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  11. Veilo

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    She needs my balls on her chin.
     
    Veilo, May 16, 2008
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  12. X-Spectre

    X-Spectre Veni, Vidi, Veni

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    I'll bring the penicillin ;D
     
    X-Spectre, May 16, 2008
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  13. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    And I'll bring the Schlitz! ;)
     
    Salty Longshanks, May 16, 2008
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  14. rein22

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    nice photos thanks!
     
    rein22, May 16, 2008
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  15. gobucs97

    gobucs97 BANNED

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    such a weird combo!!! WEIRD AND BIZARRE.

    I love it
     
    gobucs97, May 16, 2008
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  16. riu

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    id do a lot to fuck her.
     
    riu, May 16, 2008
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  17. TKA1

    TKA1 has erectile dysphunction

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    i'd do nothing to fuck her. i would not hit it. i hate her that much. unless it was really humiliating sex. like a blumpkin followed by some donkey punching and a dirty sanchez. then i'm down.
     
    TKA1, May 16, 2008
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  18. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    ....Its like I was thinking that and TK connected Phunconsciencely with me and posted it....
     
    Billy Sastard, May 16, 2008
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  19. TKA1

    TKA1 has erectile dysphunction

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    i forgot to mention all of her giant bug-eyed sunglasses would be in the toilet during the blumpkin :)
     
    TKA1, May 16, 2008
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  20. tatman

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    I would love to fill her with my seed and have her be my Babys Mama..
     
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