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Rachel Stevens scratching "crotch pheasants"? outside a Norf London pub 6/8

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by Salty Longshanks, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Itchy/scratchy?
    Enjoy! ;)

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  2. creepdawg

    creepdawg Phun's Resident Evil

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    I may have given her fleas, sorry
     
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  3. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    ahaha. nice.

    still looks hot while doing it though.
     
  4. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Not very nice of You ! ;)
     
  5. ns4w

    ns4w VIP

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    Someone had to post it... Thanks Saltman

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  6. sonic72

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    if she scratches can i sniff?
     
  7. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    there is a line for that! ;)
     
  8. creepdawg

    creepdawg Phun's Resident Evil

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    I said sorry :oops:
     
  9. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    *Warning - The following post will be written in a London accent*

    Salty me old china, dare is no 'Norf End' a' Lundun

    Dare iz a West End for da Toffs, an' an East End for da geezers like yours truly, granted.

    But Norf and Sarf lundun are just called Norf and Sarf, innit.

    Sorted.
     
  10. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    LMAO....."me old china"?? :confused: Excuse the yank ignorance Billy ol' boy! :D
    I'll have that changed "Johnny on the spot" my friend! :p
     
  11. pigger

    pigger Tweedy's new boytoy ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Power Poster Tits & Tats Purveyor Of Furpie

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    i cant even read that. wtf!!

    back to rachel shes super cute. i would love to scratch her fun parts
     
  12. sonic72

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    let me translate......

    salty my old friend,there is no north end in london

    there is a west end for the rich people,and a east end for the men like you,granted.

    but north and south london are just called north and south,ok

    understand.


    well i did my best but i live well north of london village,for it is a tiny little village with not a lot going on.

    still trying to sniff
     
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  13. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Coochieness

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    "crotch pheasants" :lol:

    I'd eat that dirty itchy pussy...no problems here.
     
  14. slerby

    slerby Hank Moody rules Ten Years of Phun

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    that's because she just shaved it bald for me, and some of the little hairs are just starting to grow back plus i gave her beard scratch down there.
     
  15. Jess4U

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    Those things just add flavor.... ; )
     
  16. Kieks

    Kieks Getting away with it, all messed up. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original Phun Crew

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    ROFL, this thread is gold.
     
  17. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    lol

    the comments are damn funny!
     
  18. Loser

    Loser ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    I don't care, I'd still hit it....
     
  19. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Close.

    Translation:

    Salty, My friend, We don;t call it the North 'End' of London
    There is a West End for all the rich, snooty people and an East End for people like me, I admit.
    But North and South london are only called North and South, with no 'End'
    Do you understand that?

    Matter Closed.
     
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  20. Salty Longshanks

    Salty Longshanks Using my third arm

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    Bravo sonic! LMAO :p
    Fantastic translation my man! :D
    I PM'd azz to change the title to "Norf London", but he must have been asleep at the wheel. :(
    I hear there's an Aussie mod around these parts that is kind, and gracious to most, yet permabans douches that piss him off! :p Maybe he can help me out with the change. ;)
     

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