CHAT Whose tits have you now accepted you will never see?

Or more accurately, which celeb that you have a thing for has never posed topless or been caught on the beach topless or had a leak or wardrobe malfunction, and you have now accepted you will never see their tits? And what's the closest they came?

The first name I usually think of when that question comes up is Jeri Ryan. She has never seemed likely to unveil her beauties and she's 57 now so the chances are so small they might as well be non-existent. The pic on the left is, for my money, the most skin she's shown (though I've never been 100% certain the pic is real), and the pic on the right has the rarest hint of nipple.

Who has frustrated you over the years?

 

Except for some pokies during the early seasons of Buffy and that shadowned nip slip in the original "I Know What You Did...", I doubt we ever get anything good from her.

At least we got a see-thru from Jeri.

 

Hailee Steinfeld. I obsess over seeing her tits but I think it's HUGELY unlikely we'll ever be blessed with that particular vision of loveliness

 

Surprised no one mentioned Jennifer Love Hewitt already.

 

When I was hammering F5 on the day of the fappening it was mostly hoping for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson. So those two in their primes were my first thought. I would also have to add Sofia Vergara. Watched a lot of Fuera de Serie on Telemundo despite not speaking a word of Spanish back in the day. Later found out that most dudes I knew were doing the exact same thing.

 

Emily Osment.

 

The list of tits I’m certain or nearly-certain I’ll never see, and my life is immeasurably worse for it:

1. JLH
2. SMG (brief nipslip notwithstanding)
3. Alyson Hannigan
4. Shakira
5. Bebe Neuwirth

There are probably more but I can’t think of them. Interestingly, Paige Davis used to be at the top of that list, but then she’s randomly leaked her own nude bath clip on instagram a couple of years ago. Literal mana from heaven lmao.

 

zendaya
June Diane Raphael
SMG

 

Emma Kenney
Jeri Ryan
JLH

The list unfortunately goes on....

 

Sophia Bush
Elisha Cuthbert
Hilary Duff
Emily VanCamp
Isla Fisher
Kristen Bell
Mandy Moore

 

Elizabeth Gillies

 

Summer Glau

 

Britney Spears unbelievably.

 

Zoey Deutch

 

Debby Ryan, Taylor Swift, Anna Kendrick, Stefanie Scott, Brec Basinger, Liz Gillies among others

 

She had a nipslip in a seethrough top. Not the best view, but still.

 

So, so, so many. Most of whom have already been mentioned... But the one that truly haunts me is...

Emilie de Ravin

Apart from one black and white photo by Isabel Snyder where you can't even really make out the nipple, there's nothing. What I wouldn't give to get hold of Snyder's catalog of unreleased photos. Tyler Shields too, for Alessandra Torresani.

 

While Hailee Steinfeld is at the top of that list, I'll add: 2 - Dakota Fanning, 3 - Chloe Grace Moretz, 4 - Anna Kendrick, and 5 - I'm holding out all hope that I don't have to add Mckenna Grace to this list in a few years

 

Jenny Garth; JLH; Zoe Deschanel; Adele

 

Rachel Riley
Jessica Alba