Lindsay Lohan in leggings/boots getting dropped off at LAX Airport 2/12/10, HQ adds

England......consider yourselves warned!!!

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Leggings!!!

 

She is supposed to be on the way to Vienna but everything allegedly went wrong. Here's the alleged story:

"Crazy Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner was going to pay Lindsay Lohan $150,000 to escort him to the Vienna Ball tonight. All Blohan had to do was get her ass on a plane to Vienna and keep the crackhead behavior to a minimum during the ball. Easy money. But since the ho's responsible gene followed her dignity out the door years ago, she missed her flight thus missing out on a paycheck."

"As we previously reported, Austrian moneybags Richard Lugner was planning to take the American trainwreck/whactress Lindsay Lohan to be his escort to the Vinenna Opera Ball tonight!!

Well, according to our sources, Lugner was kind enough to book Lindsanity a private jet for her flight out for 50,000 euros, but that just wasn't classy enough for our hard pAArtying ginge, so he reaccomodated her with a jet for 100,000 euros!!

WTF???

However, La Lohan had a court date for her probation, so her manager booked her on a commercial British Airways flight to London instead, and SOMEHOW, still managed to keep the plane waiting WITH PASSENGERS for 2 HOURS so she could pretend to have her shiz together in front of a job and then, because there was obviously no rush, GO SHOPPING before leisurely strolling over to LAX.

Naturally, British Airways was not too happy with girlfriend and demanded a $22,000 stalling fine for keeping the plane grounded, and in a HIGHlarious turn of events, she couldn't come up with a credit card that had a high enough limit to pay the charge!!!!!

Now Lugner is scrambling for a replacement and expects Lindsanity to return the funds he provided her for the private jet she never used!!!

Poor Lindsanity!!!! Now she's never going to get to go to the ball!!! Where is her Fairy Crackmother, White Oprah, to help her now?? Girlfriend couldn't even pay the stalling fine, how is she going to pay Lugner back?!

We smell a lawsuit!!!"

Gossip Cop has rubbished the story, so did Lilo make it there or not?

 

The more important question is; who cares?

 

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