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Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Inuk, Jan 24, 2010.

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  1. essential

    essential Evil wakes in vengeance,be careful what you choose ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    Doing fine over here Inuk, watching the opening ceremony right now
     
  2. yayboobies

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    Hey Inuk, welcome back. :)
     
  3. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    nice esse.
     
  4. xdreamer87

    xdreamer87 Salty's Broad ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    I'm a girl. :lol: :lmao:
     
  5. TheOne

    TheOne The President ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.


    "Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says the attendant.


    Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.


    "What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.


    "They're called tees" replies Tiger.


    "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.


    "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.


    "Well", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything.
     
  6. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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  7. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Welcome back Inuk ! :)
    Any news from the store .... a new cute girl at the cash register ? ;)

    Jepp, that`s The Truth ! :(
     
  8. TheOne

    TheOne The President ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    boring...

    I'm reading some funny stories, that helps!
     
  9. essential

    essential Evil wakes in vengeance,be careful what you choose ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster

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    :slap:
     
  10. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    howdy Insom. wasn't going to be talked to liked that, brought it up with the Highers Ups.

    afternoon yay, glad to hear you are doing well!
     
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  11. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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  12. Iron_Slash

    Iron_Slash Guest

    Rainy day here...
     
  13. TheOne

    TheOne The President ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 20 YEAR MEMBER!

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    A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

    The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.

    About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"

    The doctor says, "I`m sorry, we didn`t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

    "Nah," she says, "that`s okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
     
  14. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Sincere apologies M'Lady! :hi:


    Smi is the name, a pleasure to meet thee!

    :mrgreen:
     
  15. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Some good ones ... Thanks ! :):):)
     
  16. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Hey dude!
     
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    FaileyCyrus Grande for Ariana

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    Just got the full album, Ess. :tup:
     
  19. Inuk

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    how are ya doing smi?
     
  20. Insomniac

    Insomniac ಠ_ಠ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    I understand. Like I said over there, I'm staying out of it. :D

    I respect & like you both & don't want to be caught in the middle.
     
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